I was wondering what music should be played when each of the HMs are evicted from the House ? Thought it would be something lighthearted to get engaged in.

Perez - Maniac (from Flashdance)

Michelle - I want to take you to a Gay bar (electric six)

Katie H - Criticise (Alexander O'Neal)

Calum ?
Cami?
Keith ? - Only fools and Horses, theme tune (can't remember)
Kav?

Perez: Vogue by Madonna

Katie H: Bitch by Meredith Brookes

Nadia : Arma-godamn-mother****ing-geddon - Marylin Manson

Keith: Sitting on the dock of the bay

Kav: How come your not here - Pink

Michelle: Dressed to Kill by Cher

Katie P : Here come the girls

Callum - who cares?

Perez: I Would Have Writ You A Letter, But I Couldn't Spell Yuck! - Archie Campbell

Katie H: She Got The Gold Mine And I Got The Shaft - Jerry Reed

Nadia :I'd Rather Have A Bottle In Front Of Me Than A Frontal Lobotomy - Randy Hanzlick

Keith: I'd Be Better Off in a Pine Box - Doug Stone

Kav: How Can I Miss You When You Won't Go Away? - Dan Hicks

Michelle: Get Off The Stove,Grandma, You're Too Old To Ride The Range - Colin Hartridge

Katie P : Did I Shave My Legs For This? - Deana Carter

Callum - The Last Word In Lonesome Is "me" - Eddie Arnold

class!

although I would change Perez's song to- " I keep her picture hanging upside down cos I can't stand the sight of her face" - Jerry Lewis

lol

Thank you indeed, I was chortling to myself as I was writing them down.

Perez = Youre so vain Carly Simon

Loser - Beck, for the lot of them.

Perez - They're Coming to Take me Away A-ha (Napoleon XIV)
or Narwhals (Don't know original Artist)*

Katie Hopkins - Shut Up (Simple Plan)
or It Wasn't Me (Shaggy)

Katie Price - I'm Every Woman (Whitney Houston)

Nadia - Rabbit Rabbit (Chas and Dave)

Keith - Don't Worry, Be Happy (Bobby McFerrin)

Calum - Being Boring (Pet Shop Boys)

Kav - One Bourbon, One Scotch, One Beer (Rudy Toombs)

Cami Li - Mean Girls (Sugarland)

Michelle - Filthy/Gorgeous (Scissor Sisters)

*Narwhals. They Are Narwhals

Perez - Manchild by Neneh Cherry

Katie P - Silence is Golden by The Tremeloes

Katie H - Evil Woman by ELO

Cami Li - Old Red Eyes is Back by The Beautiful South

Calum - Oblivious by Aztec Camera

Keith - Invisible by Alison Moyet

Nadia - If YOu Can't Stand The Heat by Bucks Fizz

BIB darn it could have used that song for Calum

I nearly did I figured we've seen slightly more of Calum than Keith, plus last night we heard more from Calum too! Keith and Katie P sat on the sofa in that bedroom like frightened mice

Nadia- smack my bitch up.....The Prodigy.....

Perez- .... Big Mouth strikes again.... The Smiths

In fact Perez could have quite a few from The Smiths

That joke isnt funny anymore
I started something I couldnt finish
Big Mouth strikes again
Still ill
I know its over
Last night I dreamt that somebody loved me
Paint a vulgar picture
I wont share you (Nadia)

Cami Li - Bye Bye by Ariane from WWE ( https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uzjOkoGU9dU )

good ones
Calum : 'You're so vain'

It was a wierd one when they were both in the Diary Room , and Katie was going into great detail about how scared they both were, and Keith just sat there grinning and nodding and then he said something that had no relevance to anything Katie P had just been saying - you couldn't have got two more opposite people together from that house if you tried, it was like they were both living different experiences !

Keith does like to grin a lot when he's in there, but he's harmless,I think he's had enough and should go home really. Perhaps moving in next door to his wife first in case she's still angry at the smoking and she didn't know about it

Good ones,love the Perez one !

Cami Li - Theme from Miami Vice

Michelle - Handel's Messiah
Kavanagh - Blame it on the alcohol (Jamie Fox)
Cami - Bust Your Windows (Jazmine Sullivan)