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Old 01-02-2015, 12:24
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Footage of the witness statements being written up to prove how seriously the police are taking these allegations

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Old 01-02-2015, 12:25
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So the people who are supporting Perez because they think he is funny over the rape comment, what if the comment was said to one of your sons would you treat it as a joke,
I think if you have young teens or adults that they often refer in a joking way that they will stuff something up ones backside.....they call it humour and would never do the deed.

I just find people are making much more out of this then needed......especially the Perez haters.
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Old 01-02-2015, 12:26
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Some of it could be my fault. When distressed and horrified viewers were reporting on here last night that they'd witnessed a terrible crime I gently suggested they should stop wasting time telling us who never saw it because we were busy watching telly, and instead contact the authorities.
But yes, I'd love to hear them tell the coppers how the man sitting at a table in a TV studio was going to rape the other one. I imagine them saying: "I'm not the only one who saw it, ask Keith Chegwin, Katie Hopkins and Katie Price, I was with them when it happened."
Hello? Police please
What seems to be the problem?
There's two blokes just had an arguement on telly!

*Police deploy riot squad*
Actual* live footage of Perez being removed from the house http://www.darkgovernment.com/news/w...riot-squad.jpg

*Well not exactly actual, or live, or Perez but oh well, it's about as accurate as some other posts this series
loving your work guys
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Old 01-02-2015, 12:26
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Footage of the witness statements being written up to prove how seriously the police are taking these allegations

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Thanks for that.

There are precious few laughs around here today.
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Old 01-02-2015, 12:27
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loving your work guys
Thanks for that.

There are precious few laughs around here today.
Thanks guys, I'm trying to bring some perspective but my cause seems to be lost
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Old 01-02-2015, 12:27
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Actual* live footage of Perez being removed from the house http://www.darkgovernment.com/news/w...riot-squad.jpg

*Well not exactly actual, or live, or Perez but oh well, it's about as accurate as some other posts this series
Serves him right, although I can't say that Emma really rocks the pseudo-military look as well as Rylan.

And look at the red stuff on the bottom of his trainers. I bet Keith was well happy when he had to get the Flash out to wash the kitchen floor AGAIN. It's really not on.
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Old 01-02-2015, 12:28
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Footage of the witness statements being written up to prove how seriously the police are taking these allegations

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Old 01-02-2015, 12:28
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Thanks guys, I'm trying to bring some perspective but my cause seems to be lost
i also loved your saddam and muammar scenario....i think it could be a series....
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Old 01-02-2015, 12:29
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if anything perez was more in danger as callum lost his temper and had to be hold back
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Old 01-02-2015, 12:29
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I think if you have young teens or adults that they often refer in a joking way that they will stuff something up ones backside.....they call it humour and would never do the deed.

I just find people are making much more out of this then needed......especially the Perez haters.
I think the problem with Perez is that whenever he is fighting for airtime it always seems to have sexual undertones, which to my mind shows his low level of intelligence.
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Old 01-02-2015, 12:30
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Serves him right, although I can't say that Emma really rocks the pseudo-military look as well as Rylan.

And look at the red stuff on the bottom of his trainers. I bet Keith was well happy when he had to get the Flash out to wash the kitchen floor AGAIN. It's really not on.
you can totally see why Keith went on strike
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Old 01-02-2015, 12:30
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Serves him right, although I can't say that Emma really rocks the pseudo-military look as well as Rylan.

And look at the red stuff on the bottom of his trainers. I bet Keith was well happy when he had to get the Flash out to wash the kitchen floor AGAIN. It's really not on.
That's the spirit MM.
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Old 01-02-2015, 12:30
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if anything perez was more in danger as callum lost his temper and had to be hold back
Not once did we see Perez advance towards Calum with his huge wotsit aimed at the ready!
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Old 01-02-2015, 12:31
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if anything perez was more in danger as callum lost his temper and had to be hold back
actually callum has previous for punching people on reality shows....Paul Danan was it? is that why he was booked do you think? wind him up enough about his out of date shoes and he might let rip?
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Old 01-02-2015, 12:33
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People have far too much time on their hands... Wasting police time over something quite pathetic. All these comments like "if he had said that to a women etc..." are just desperate, people are purposely ignoring logic and context, clearly it was just a cheap insult, nothing more.. Often used against men. Get some perspective

No-one batted an eyelid when Katie H talked about shoving the rule book up Perezs ass.. We are all very selective with who we wish to tarnish
I agree. He obviously did not mean he was going to sexually assault Calum. Jesus! The Daily Mail are on it - if a woman had said the same thing to a man nobody would care. A man saying it to a man, well there you go. It is obvious he said it figuratively. So nobody has said things like that before? I'll shove my bag/box/whatever bloody object you have up your .... Please.
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Old 01-02-2015, 12:33
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Not once did we see Perez advance towards Calum with his huge wotsit aimed at the ready!
True but we did seem him parading about with Christmas decorations down his trousers.

How hilarious was that?


(It wasn't btw).
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Old 01-02-2015, 12:35
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if anything perez was more in danger as callum lost his temper and had to be hold back
It was a pretend hold back. He was merely re-entering the room, he was intercepted by Cami-Li which he was thankful for, because his head was thinking, "Someone better push me back into the bedroom, as I have no idea what to do next."
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Old 01-02-2015, 12:36
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True but we did seem him parading about with Christmas decorations down his trousers.

How hilarious was that?


(It wasn't btw).
Calum has redecorated the house after The Perez Show left its dirty footprints everywhere.
http://i2.cdnds.net/14/51/618x935/gt-callumbest_a.jpg
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Old 01-02-2015, 12:38
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Calum has redecorated the house after The Perez Show left its dirty footprints everywhere.
http://i2.cdnds.net/14/51/618x935/gt-callumbest_a.jpg
'Perez, I'm waiting'

'Here I come Calum'

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Old 01-02-2015, 12:38
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Calum has redecorated the house after The Perez Show left its dirty footprints everywhere.
http://i2.cdnds.net/14/51/618x935/gt-callumbest_a.jpg
Jeez.
I hate that beard.

Good find.
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Old 01-02-2015, 12:39
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Footage of the witness statements being written up to prove how seriously the police are taking these allegations

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Hahah ok, I lol'd kudos Blondie
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Old 01-02-2015, 12:39
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It was a pretend hold back. He was merely re-entering the room, he was intercepted by Cami-Li which he was thankful for, because his head was thinking, "Someone better push me back into the bedroom, as I have no idea what to do next."
i can actually hear his brain thinking that as i read your post
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Old 01-02-2015, 12:43
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actually callum has previous for punching people on reality shows....Paul Danan was it? is that why he was booked do you think? wind him up enough about his out of date shoes and he might let rip?
Paul Danan was a dick on that show, stalking some lady and I think it was Fran Cosgrave who went for him, not Calum.
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Old 01-02-2015, 12:44
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Footage of the witness statements being written up to prove how seriously the police are taking these allegations

http://www.flyingstart.uk.com/wp-con...roleplay-1.jpg
Serves him right, although I can't say that Emma really rocks the pseudo-military look as well as Rylan.

And look at the red stuff on the bottom of his trainers. I bet Keith was well happy when he had to get the Flash out to wash the kitchen floor AGAIN. It's really not on.
Not once did we see Perez advance towards Calum with his huge wotsit aimed at the ready!
It was a pretend hold back. He was merely re-entering the room, he was intercepted by Cami-Li which he was thankful for, because his head was thinking, "Someone better push me back into the bedroom, as I have no idea what to do next."
Calum has redecorated the house after The Perez Show left its dirty footprints everywhere.
http://i2.cdnds.net/14/51/618x935/gt-callumbest_a.jpg
Great, some humour at last, some of you guys should go in the house and lighten it up a bit.
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Old 01-02-2015, 12:45
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Paul Danan was a dick on that show, stalking some lady and I think it was Fran Cosgrave who went for him, not Calum.
it wasn't on love island it was on the reality show danan, cosgrove and best did after that....which is why i wondered if it was scripted. Was that Callum's role in there from the producers' point of view? Wind him up about his out of date shoes and his hair transplant and maybe he will hit someone.?
Can't think of any other reason why he's in there.
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