Heather "absolutely no redeemable qualities whatsoever" Mills
~The Jump - Channel 4 - New Series~
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Originally Posted by 2FS:
“Wow. This essex guy is really pushing the faux thick act.”
“Wow. This essex guy is really pushing the faux thick act.”
The Essex Paradox is that he pretends to be thick in a way that only a genuine thicko would: "Are they skis?" (from one of the early shows).
Originally Posted by rhumble:
“He isnt wearing a hat
how can he take it off to him”
“He isnt wearing a hat
how can he take it off to him”
It's an imaginary hat like Joey Essex's worth to mankind.
Originally Posted by Old Endeavour:
“It's an imaginary hat like Joey Essex's worth to mankind.”
“It's an imaginary hat like Joey Essex's worth to mankind.”
i thought i would act dumb like Joey Essex
Originally Posted by JayDee279:
“Where's Judy? Have they opened her own private bar?”
“Where's Judy? Have they opened her own private bar?”
she has taken to her favourite place, lying under the optics
"You are both the same so we will just have to make something up to get rid of the one we don't want."
Originally Posted by rhumble:
“Heather "absolutely no redeemable qualities whatsoever" Mills”
“Heather "absolutely no redeemable qualities whatsoever" Mills”
Wherever she is and whatever she does she's always trying to look and act superior.
Originally Posted by treefr0g:
“Louise is definitely going to jump again?
Why?”
“Louise is definitely going to jump again?
Why?”
That didn't make much sense to me either.
If the third person jumps further, then it should be between JB and Louise as they had the shortest jumps.
Originally Posted by treefr0g:
“Louise is definitely going to jump again?
Why?”
“Louise is definitely going to jump again?
Why?”
I'm guessing tonight they're making the rules up again and the 2 bottom distances of the 3 ski jumpers have to jump again to decide who goes out.
Whereas every other night the bottom distance from the first jump has gone out!!
Originally Posted by Dare Devil:
“That didn't make much sense to me either.
If the third person jumps further, then it should be between JB and Louise as they had the shortest jumps.”
“That didn't make much sense to me either.
If the third person jumps further, then it should be between JB and Louise as they had the shortest jumps.”
If Chloe jumps further, JB & Louise jump again. If Chloe's jump is shorter, Chloe and Louise jump again (I think!) Why the two furthest jumps just don't go through, I have no idea!
Originally Posted by Camis:
“If Chloe jumps further, JB & Louise jump again. If Chloe's jump is shorter, Chloe and Louise jump again (I think!) Why the two furthest jumps just don't go through, I have no idea!”
“If Chloe jumps further, JB & Louise jump again. If Chloe's jump is shorter, Chloe and Louise jump again (I think!) Why the two furthest jumps just don't go through, I have no idea!”
Less people in the comp, more time to fill?
a bit like the pointless 'wall of fame'.
It's been a better series than last years' though.
Originally Posted by Dare Devil:
“Less people in the comp, more time to fill?
a bit like the pointless 'wall of fame'.
It's been a better series than last years' though.”
“Less people in the comp, more time to fill?
a bit like the pointless 'wall of fame'.
It's been a better series than last years' though.”
Probably! Could have knocked fewer people out earlier on and had 4 snowboard heats tonight though.
Ooh, JB and Louise again - what happens if they jump the same distance again this time?
So what was the point in showing the times earlier? They should've just waited to see what the third jumper, jumped
Guessing they go back to the times of the snowboarding... again?
Originally Posted by Camis:
“Probably! Could have knocked fewer people out earlier on and had 4 snowboard heats tonight though.
Ooh, JB and Louise again - what happens if they jump the same distance again this time?”
“Probably! Could have knocked fewer people out earlier on and had 4 snowboard heats tonight though.
Ooh, JB and Louise again - what happens if they jump the same distance again this time?”
Guessing they go back to the times of the snowboarding... again?
I actually don't mind who wins, just like enjoying the show. The one with bad attitude is out, so not bothered who wins.
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