Calum - cool (laid back)

Cami - intelligent (studied law)

Katie H - slim (best I can do!)

Katie P - friendly

Kav - sings

Keith - likeable

Michelle - stylish

Perez - entertaining

Katie H- Very clever with her words

Calum- Cool (I guess...)

Cami- Can be fun

Katie P- Fascinating

Kav- At least he has a heart

Keith- Funny

Michelle- Chatty and friendly (in a way)

Perez- PERFECTION!!!

Calum: More level headed than I thought he would be

Cami Li: Hot (Doesn't beat her questionable personality for me, but she is hot)

Katie H: Helps me put people I have issues with into perspective

Katie P: Admirable for not turning on Perez despite knowing pubic perception.

Kav: Had a decent 90's pop song

Keith: Naturally Funny

Michelle: Mostly Respectful (When everyone was going crazy at them, she spoke to Jeremy & Ken away from everyone without losing her cool)

Perez: Provides entertainment on his own

Katie P - she's 'real' I suppose and probably pleasant company.

Keith - nice man (not meant in any derogatory sense)

Katie H - encouraging for young journalists that a tiny vocabulary (and intellect) will suffice

Cav - encouraging for young vocalists that singing out of tune is similarly 'okay'

Cami Li - Nice smile

Perez - unintentionally hilarious

Michelle - brilliantly deluded, come on it really is impressive

Callum - impressively creative with the Bobby Charlton hair 'issue'

Perez=Everything
Katie Hopkins=when she doesn't speak
Cami=confident
Callum=reasonably good looking
Kav=when he isn't on camera (thankfully that is often)
Keith=friendly
Katie Price=calm despite the stress of the house.
Michelle=she is apparently in favour of equality for all.

Perez: comedic
Keith: endearing
Katie P: honest
Kav: listens
Calum: earnest
Cami-li: eyes
Michelle: voice
Katie H: knees

Cami?

Katie H - Fearless brutality
Katie P- Extremely down to earth
Michelle - Wise
Calum - Genuine
Cami - Seems like a nice person when sober
Perez - I have none
Kavana - Hysterical when drunk
Keith - Stands his grounded when needed

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Michelle - a very cool presence. I think she has a fairly magnetic personality in real life.

Kavana -has that hard to define and impossible to fake sweetness about him.

Cami Li - potentially a real blast to spend time with, and apparently fiercely loyal

Keith - this is easy. Adorable and funny - the cheese is well overwhelmed by the charm.

Calum - actually quite genuine and not even vaguely as shallow as many believe.

Perez - glimpses in the dr - and only in the dr - of quute a formidable intellect.

Katie Price - very warm to others and indefatigably inviting of warmth, fascinating woman, tbf

Katie H, no. Sorry, I can reach quite far - but not quite that far,

Calum - personable

Cami - humorous

Katie H - analytical

Katie P - frank

Kav - attentive

Keith - decent

Michelle - shrewd

Perez - exuberant

Keith = Hasn't sunk to childish bitching
Katie Hopkins = Can count her braincells with less than one finger
Calum = His Dad
Cami Li = There's only one of her
Kavana = Give that man a drink
Perez = Hilarious on occasions...sometimes even intentionally
Katie Price = Less bitchy than expected
Michelle = She's going back to America

Calum - calm

Cami - bubbly

Katie H - funny

Katie P - upfront

Kav - easygoing

Keith - clean ( lol)

Michelle - cool

Perez - nice colour eyes

Calum - can cook, not a horrible dresser

Cami - I think she may be warmer/nicer than we have seen; loyal; pretty hair

Katie H - charismatic like a cult leader

Katie P - kind, down to earth, easy to talk to

Kav - able to empathize even if he doesn't always act on it, supernatural ability for camouflage (blends into the background)

Keith - calm, diplomatic, funny

Michelle - beautiful voice, intelligent, charismatic

Perez - intelligent, brave, outgoing, wise even if he doesn't act that way, determined, an individual and not a follower

Calum: lent me one of his exes once.

Cami: let me tattoo her hand once (I drew a swallow, I'm old school).

Katie Hopkins: Britain's third greatest wit (after Stewart Lee and Chris Morris of course).

Katie Price: Caught me in bed with a friend of hers and was very polite about it.

Kavana: Sang at my wedding (not to Katie Prices friend though).

Keith: Accepted my swap of Subbuteo for a Mastermind game in 1982.

Michelle: She does a lot for my community and is very modest about it.

Perez: His mother likes him apparently (I was stumped on this one, could you tell?)

Katie P - completely devoid of pretension.

Perez - tenacious

Callum - apparently able to breathe

Kav - curiously handsome in his own contorted little way

Keith - kind and genuine

Cami - formidable nipples

Katie H - defies normal crone stereotypes by possessing own teeth

Michelle - Nope.

Katie H. Supportive and honest
Katie P. Shrewd business woman
Kav. Unafraid
Keith Smiles when turning the screws
Callum. Fair-minded
Cami Li. Clever and funny
Michelle . Strong on equalities
Perez. Self-serving narcissist. (Good for him)

Calum - Friendly

Cami - Likeable

Katie H - Honest

Katie P - English

Kav - Fair

Keith - Amusing

Michelle - Interesting

Hilton - Tall

Perez = Massive teeth

Keith= Charming, Smile's alot

Katie P = A mother

Kav = Make's Sandwich's

Calum = Dependable

Cami-li = Pretty

Michelle = Do gooder

Katie H = Speak's her mind

Calum - heterosexual women and gay men will find him really hot, so if you need to keep groups of either happy, he'll be a good resource to have

Cami - probably great in bed

Katie H - won't eat all the food around (since she hates fat people and won't want to be one herself again)

Katie P - amusing sex stories

Kav - will drink up any spare beer around, so it doesn't go to waste

Keith - probably makes a great sleep aid--all you have to do is have him start to tell a story and you'll pop off to sleep quick enough

Michelle - can always find the nearest drag queen around, with her drag queen spidey sense, so if you ever really need one quickly you can get that accomplished lickety split

Perez - can literally drive ANYONE crazy, so if aliens ever invade and lock us all in cages, he could goad them into wanting to kill themselves. Alternately could also do that to terrorists, or bank robbers, or any other similar group who capture people, if there's ever a hostage situation with them as well.

Calum - can cook

Cami - has a lovely sweet side to her when she is having fun

Katie H - has nice eyes when she genuinely smiles

Katie P - good mother

Kav - said something wise the other day

Keith - gentleman

Michelle - nice glasses

Perez - very interesting

Positives

Calum - virtually comotose

Cami - nice hair

Katie H - doesn't mince her words

Katie P - doesn't live near me

Kav - has a conscience

Keith - good cleaner

Michelle - lives in US

Perez - won't be running for President

Callum - toned body
Cami Li - nice eyes
Cheggers - sweet
Kav - nice eyes
Katie H - nice big toe
Katie P - pretty
Michelle - lovely hair
Perez - funny

Calum - boring

Cami - skank.

Katie H - body like a man and character from the sewer.

Katie P - false

Kav - another bore.

Keith - lovely and cuddly

Michelle - panto dame...

Perez - mad as a hatter who needs love.