Originally Posted by Kromm:
“Calum - heterosexual women and gay men will find him really hot, so if you need to keep groups of either happy, he'll be a good resource to have
Cami - probably great in bed
Katie H - won't eat all the food around (since she hates fat people and won't want to be one herself again)
Katie P - amusing sex stories
Kav - will drink up any spare beer around, so it doesn't go to waste
Keith - probably makes a great sleep aid--all you have to do is have him start to tell a story and you'll pop off to sleep quick enough
Michelle - can always find the nearest drag queen around, with her drag queen spidey sense, so if you ever really need one quickly you can get that accomplished lickety split
Perez - can literally drive ANYONE crazy, so if aliens ever invade and lock us all in cages, he could goad them into wanting to kill themselves. Alternately could also do that to terrorists, or bank robbers, or any other similar group who capture people, if there's ever a hostage situation with them as well.”
“Calum - heterosexual women and gay men will find him really hot, so if you need to keep groups of either happy, he'll be a good resource to have
Cami - probably great in bed
Katie H - won't eat all the food around (since she hates fat people and won't want to be one herself again)
Katie P - amusing sex stories
Kav - will drink up any spare beer around, so it doesn't go to waste
Keith - probably makes a great sleep aid--all you have to do is have him start to tell a story and you'll pop off to sleep quick enough
Michelle - can always find the nearest drag queen around, with her drag queen spidey sense, so if you ever really need one quickly you can get that accomplished lickety split
Perez - can literally drive ANYONE crazy, so if aliens ever invade and lock us all in cages, he could goad them into wanting to kill themselves. Alternately could also do that to terrorists, or bank robbers, or any other similar group who capture people, if there's ever a hostage situation with them as well.”
