Haven't watched BB over the weekend and wondered if someone would be kind enough to tell me the five main things I missed. No need to go into great detail. A line for each point would be appreciated. 
5 point recap.
- The person Katie Price's husband cheated with tasted KP's pussy during a blowjob
- Perez is loud and obnoxious
- Calum doesn't appreciate having things put up his bottom
- Katie Hopkins doesn't like boring bastards
- Keith likes to clean and is in it for the experience
- Perez is loud and obnoxious
- Calum doesn't appreciate having things put up his bottom
- Katie Hopkins doesn't like boring bastards
- Keith likes to clean and is in it for the experience
1, There was brief consternation when the HMs noticed that Katie H's shadow was shaped like a Dalek
2. Keith nearly choked to death when Cami Li gave him a Mr Krippling Fondant Fancy
3. Kav revealed that he was one of the objects pt up Alex Reid's behind, and detailed the trauma he lives with on a daily basis
4. Perez headbutted Michelle metaphorically
5. Katie Price revealed she has invented a new cling film based product to renew virginity and was asking opinions as to what to call it. The house were undecided between "Teen Tw**" and "Fanny Fresh"
2. Keith nearly choked to death when Cami Li gave him a Mr Krippling Fondant Fancy
3. Kav revealed that he was one of the objects pt up Alex Reid's behind, and detailed the trauma he lives with on a daily basis
4. Perez headbutted Michelle metaphorically
5. Katie Price revealed she has invented a new cling film based product to renew virginity and was asking opinions as to what to call it. The house were undecided between "Teen Tw**" and "Fanny Fresh"
Originally Posted by InMyArms:
“- The person Katie Price's husband cheated with tasted KP's pussy during a blowjob
- Perez is loud and obnoxious
- Calum doesn't appreciate having things put up his bottom
- Katie Hopkins doesn't like boring bastards
- Keith likes to clean and is in it for the experience”
“- The person Katie Price's husband cheated with tasted KP's pussy during a blowjob
- Perez is loud and obnoxious
- Calum doesn't appreciate having things put up his bottom
- Katie Hopkins doesn't like boring bastards
- Keith likes to clean and is in it for the experience”
Very funny!
Originally Posted by InMyArms:
“- The person Katie Price's husband cheated with tasted KP's pussy during a blowjob
- Perez is loud and obnoxious
- Calum doesn't appreciate having things put up his bottom
- Katie Hopkins doesn't like boring bastards
- Keith likes to clean and is in it for the experience”
“- The person Katie Price's husband cheated with tasted KP's pussy during a blowjob
- Perez is loud and obnoxious
- Calum doesn't appreciate having things put up his bottom
- Katie Hopkins doesn't like boring bastards
- Keith likes to clean and is in it for the experience”
Originally Posted by pope_tart:
“1, There was brief consternation when the HMs noticed that Katie H's shadow was shaped like a Dalek
2. Keith nearly choked to death when Cami Li gave him a Mr Krippling Fondant Fancy
3. Kav revealed that he was one of the objects pt up Alex Reid's behind, and detailed the trauma he lives with on a daily basis
4. Perez headbutted Michelle metaphorically
5. Katie Price revealed she has invented a new cling film based product to renew virginity and was asking opinions as to what to call it. The house were undecided between "Teen Tw**" and "Fanny Fresh"”
“1, There was brief consternation when the HMs noticed that Katie H's shadow was shaped like a Dalek
2. Keith nearly choked to death when Cami Li gave him a Mr Krippling Fondant Fancy
3. Kav revealed that he was one of the objects pt up Alex Reid's behind, and detailed the trauma he lives with on a daily basis
4. Perez headbutted Michelle metaphorically
5. Katie Price revealed she has invented a new cling film based product to renew virginity and was asking opinions as to what to call it. The house were undecided between "Teen Tw**" and "Fanny Fresh"”
Inventive!
1. Hopkins decided her hate relationshop with Perez was really concealed love....they declared their engagement!
2. Cami got etiquette lessons on how to be a lady....and failed the task.
3. Keith tried to think up new jokes...whilst the other HMs almost lost the will to live.
4. Calum threw a strop at the cameras catching his bad hair day as he woke up.
5. They had a really fun day but BB decided not to show it!
2. Cami got etiquette lessons on how to be a lady....and failed the task.
3. Keith tried to think up new jokes...whilst the other HMs almost lost the will to live.
4. Calum threw a strop at the cameras catching his bad hair day as he woke up.
5. They had a really fun day but BB decided not to show it!
