What the hell is that?!?!?!?
WTF is this letter to Callum
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Basically it's just a poem that has existed for many many years. It's a bit of a pointless letter then.
Did she amend it a bit? To fit him?
It was quite long and I couldn't keep track of whether it was the original.
Or did she just write out a poem? If so, has to be the funniest letter ever. What a lazy cow his Mum is
It was quite long and I couldn't keep track of whether it was the original.
Or did she just write out a poem? If so, has to be the funniest letter ever. What a lazy cow his Mum is
'If'by Rudyard Kipling, a lovely poem, and quite funny that one of the housemates (can't work out who) actually thought Calum's mum had written it.
I'd have been gutted if my loved ones just shoved a bloody poem in a letter....how lazy and what a let down 
Originally Posted by Carlos_dfc:
“'If...' by Kipling.”
“'If...' by Kipling.”
Dude had talent. Poetry AND cakes. I'm impressed
Originally Posted by Frankie_Little:
“.... quite funny that one of the housemates (can't work out who) actually thought Calum's mum had written it.”
“.... quite funny that one of the housemates (can't work out who) actually thought Calum's mum had written it.”
More than one of them, I thought there were a fair few different voices praising her.
Originally Posted by Carlos_dfc:
“'If...' by Kipling.
I'm amazed so many of them thought it had genuinely been written by his mum.”
“'If...' by Kipling.
I'm amazed so many of them thought it had genuinely been written by his mum.”
it's not exactly Mensa in there is it?
Originally Posted by pope_tart:
“I'd have been gutted if my loved ones just shoved a bloody poem in a letter....how lazy and what a let down”
“I'd have been gutted if my loved ones just shoved a bloody poem in a letter....how lazy and what a let down
”
It's like finding a fart in a Christmas Cracker.
Originally Posted by Carlos_dfc:
“'If...' by Kipling.
I'm amazed so many of them thought it had genuinely been written by his mum.”
“'If...' by Kipling.
I'm amazed so many of them thought it had genuinely been written by his mum.”
Cherry Bakewells by Kipling would more appropriate to that numpty.
It's a lovely poem by Rudyard Kipling. It's inspirational. I doubt Angie Best would want to share private thoughts on telly just for nasty people to tear apart online.
Originally Posted by Frankie_Little:
“'If'by Rudyard Kipling, a lovely poem, and quite funny that one of the housemates (can't work out who) actually thought Calum's mum had written it.”
“'If'by Rudyard Kipling, a lovely poem, and quite funny that one of the housemates (can't work out who) actually thought Calum's mum had written it.”
Americans eh.....
Originally Posted by pope_tart:
“I'd have been gutted if my loved ones just shoved a bloody poem in a letter....how lazy and what a let down”
“I'd have been gutted if my loved ones just shoved a bloody poem in a letter....how lazy and what a let down
”
It's like taking the lyrics of some Elton John song, changing a couple of words, and thinking that'll do.
Originally Posted by Lucypher:
“It's a lovely poem by Rudyard Kipling. It's inspirational. I doubt Angie Best would want to share private thoughts on telly just for nasty people to tear apart online.”
“It's a lovely poem by Rudyard Kipling. It's inspirational. I doubt Angie Best would want to share private thoughts on telly just for nasty people to tear apart online.”
Ah I hadn't thought of that! Copying out a poem, especially one with such poignant words, is a way of her conveying her love to her son, yet not writing anything personal that can be held against her or him.
Originally Posted by Frankie_Little:
“Ah I hadn't thought of that! Copying out a poem, especially one with such poignant words, is a way of her conveying her love to her son, yet not writing anything personal that can be held against her or him.”
“Ah I hadn't thought of that! Copying out a poem, especially one with such poignant words, is a way of her conveying her love to her son, yet not writing anything personal that can be held against her or him.”
Or Kipling's love for her son.
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