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Old 04-02-2015, 04:10
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Now this one's a toughie!
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Old 04-02-2015, 05:19
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He can make you feel good apparently.
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Old 04-02-2015, 05:41
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You could use him as a door stop.
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Old 04-02-2015, 05:42
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You could use him as a car dummy passenger.
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Old 04-02-2015, 06:19
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Lol .... A gopher, you know, like Gordon, I suppose
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Old 04-02-2015, 06:38
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He's good for Oddbins


... come on, there's a recession on
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Old 04-02-2015, 07:28
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use him to validate one's delusion that they won an argument that one actually lost

use him as an example of an angry drunk

use him to challenge auto tuners

you can hang coats and hats on him
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Old 04-02-2015, 07:29
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use him to put dishes in the sink
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Old 04-02-2015, 08:07
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Jamming the diary room open..
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Old 04-02-2015, 14:33
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As a hiding place for Dickens missing Child Abuse dossier?
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Old 04-02-2015, 14:35
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He reminds me of a League of Gentleman character. A Reece Shearsmith one, to be vaguely precise.
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Old 04-02-2015, 14:44
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Use him as a cautionary tale for other teen pop stars.
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Old 04-02-2015, 14:46
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An irritant or sleeping aid. Depending on level of intoxication.
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Old 04-02-2015, 14:55
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Threaten the kids with. If you don't go to bed he'll come sing you a lullaby!
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Old 04-02-2015, 14:59
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Threaten the kids with. If you don't go to bed he'll come sing you a lullaby!
What song? I would go for 'Don't it make you feel good' by Stefan Dennis.
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Old 04-02-2015, 15:02
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A walking advert for Grim Reaper dressing gowns?
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Old 04-02-2015, 15:04
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A walking advert for Grim Reaper dressing gowns?
Hi BL, I have a host of these kicking about. Do you want one?
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Old 04-02-2015, 15:08
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A backup for when the batteries die in the furby.
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Old 04-02-2015, 15:11
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A draft excluder.
It gets chilly these nights.
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Old 04-02-2015, 15:13
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Fun in the bedroom. Have you seen his load? Wow.
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Old 04-02-2015, 15:14
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Hi BL, I have a host of these kicking about. Do you want one?
A kind offer, but I'm finding it rather too warm down here for a dressing gown.
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Old 04-02-2015, 15:16
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A kind offer, but I'm finding it rather too warm down here for a dressing gown.
Aye, it's toasty right enough. That's why i'm getting rid. Still, we can give them to Kav.
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Old 04-02-2015, 15:19
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That voice of his would suit a Coronation St matriarch.
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Old 04-02-2015, 16:52
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As a prompt in the theatre in case you have forgotten the script he's there to remind you.
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Old 04-02-2015, 20:53
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A butplug for Hopkins to keep Michelle from constantly crawling up there
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