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101 uses for a Kavana |
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101 uses for a Kavana
Now this one's a toughie!
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He can make you feel good apparently.
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You could use him as a door stop.
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You could use him as a car dummy passenger.
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Lol .... A gopher, you know, like Gordon, I suppose
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He's good for Oddbins
... come on, there's a recession on |
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use him to validate one's delusion that they won an argument that one actually lost
use him as an example of an angry drunk use him to challenge auto tuners you can hang coats and hats on him |
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use him to put dishes in the sink
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Jamming the diary room open..
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As a hiding place for Dickens missing Child Abuse dossier?
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He reminds me of a League of Gentleman character. A Reece Shearsmith one, to be vaguely precise.
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Use him as a cautionary tale for other teen pop stars.
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An irritant or sleeping aid. Depending on level of intoxication.
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Threaten the kids with. If you don't go to bed he'll come sing you a lullaby!
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Threaten the kids with. If you don't go to bed he'll come sing you a lullaby!
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A walking advert for Grim Reaper dressing gowns?
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A walking advert for Grim Reaper dressing gowns?
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A backup for when the batteries die in the furby.
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A draft excluder.
It gets chilly these nights. |
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Fun in the bedroom. Have you seen his load? Wow.
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Hi BL, I have a host of these kicking about. Do you want one?
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A kind offer, but I'm finding it rather too warm down here for a dressing gown.
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That voice of his would suit a Coronation St matriarch.
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As a prompt in the theatre in case you have forgotten the script he's there to remind you.
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A butplug for Hopkins to keep Michelle from constantly crawling up there
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