That'll do everyones head in innit

Lmao, cant stand the thick p*ick.

More chance of separating Perez from his sippy cup

Rather set my hair aflame.....

Barry Manilow has written a song to help him get votes...

On your phone-a...please vote Kavana
Even though he's a bit of a spanner
Just vote Kav-a ...please vote Kavana
His bad music and fashion they need your compassion
He can't cope-a ....he needs your love

On balance, I'd rather spend the money on a packet of crisps.

Looking very popular so far..maybe he should go skinny dipping before tonights show.................