God save Big Brother House,
Tennants without the nouse,
God save the House:
Sometimes ridiculous,
Plotting meticulous,
Quite often b@@dy ludicrous:
God save the House.
God save the shopping list,
Helped Kav get angry pissed,
God save the List:
Keith he got very cross,
Perez didn't give a toss,
Pricey won't get her point across:
God save the List.
Some say the show is fixed,
BOTS showed their dirty tricks,
Brings down the cliques:
Don't vote for Switzerland,
He lives in la la land,
Callums just a one man band:
Please kick out the d!cks.