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Old 06-02-2015, 23:50
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Jeeves be a dear and fetch the chainsaw,

Release the hounds.
*Wakes dog_eat_dog's cat and instructs it to release the dog_eat_dogs*

*Feels very clever indeed *
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Old 06-02-2015, 23:51
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I know, I have one sitting on my lap purring away as I type. His little paw keeps twitching in his sleep, the daft bugger.
Imagine being in a world of warcraft raid being the tank or healer and suddenly cute kitten erupts in a frenzied keyboard attack and your whole raid wipes.

Bad kitty.
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Old 06-02-2015, 23:54
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*Wakes dog_eat_dog's cat and instructs it to release the dog_eat_dogs*

*Feels very clever indeed *
Low blow waking a poor cat, you have shown your true colours.

I may have awoken a cat so I may not have so I am better.
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Old 06-02-2015, 23:57
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Imagine being in a world of warcraft raid being the tank or healer and suddenly cute kitten erupts in a frenzied keyboard attack and your whole raid wipes.

Bad kitty.
My left breast pulled Cho'gall once. I blamed an imaginary cat
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Old 06-02-2015, 23:57
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Low blow waking a poor cat, you have shown your true colours.

I may have awoken a cat so I may not have so I am better.
An honourable draw, I think
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Old 06-02-2015, 23:59
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I'm sorry, my opinion doesn't count but this is by far the best single post this season.

Congrats on waking my elderly mother up. I may have even woke the cat also.
What a lovely thing to say.
Thanks mate.
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Old 06-02-2015, 23:59
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My left breast pulled Cho'gall once. I blamed an imaginary cat
I'd just scream loads and then /gquit.
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Old 07-02-2015, 00:01
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I'd just scream loads and then /gquit.
That was definitely Plan B
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Old 07-02-2015, 00:02
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*Wakes dog_eat_dog's cat and instructs it to release the dog_eat_dogs*

*Feels very clever indeed *
*Claps"

Well done, old pal, well done.

Good luck on waking him, though. He's comatose! We'll have to get feckit to tell another joke
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Old 07-02-2015, 00:05
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*Claps"

Well done, old pal, well done.
Thank you, thank you *graciously accepts bouquets*

Good luck on waking him, though. He's comatose! We'll have to get feckit to tell another joke
Is the world really ready for another of feckit's jokes? Dare we take that risk?
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Old 07-02-2015, 00:07
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Thank you, thank you *graciously accepts bouquets*



Is the world really ready for another of feckit's jokes? Dare we take that risk?
It would have to be even better than Keith's Grandad missing an arm joke, but if he feels up to it, the stage is all his.....
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Old 07-02-2015, 00:13
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Went in Tesco yesterday and they were promoting a new dessert for Valentines day. It is based on a very popular dessert but they are mixing Viagra into it.
They are calling it - "Stiffy Cocky Pudding"
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Old 07-02-2015, 00:15
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Went in Tesco yesterday and they were promoting a new dessert for Valentines day. It is based on a very popular dessert but they are mixing Viagra into it.
They are calling it - "Stiffy Cocky Pudding"

....Aaaand the cat's awake!

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Old 07-02-2015, 00:16
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It would have to be even better than Keith's Grandad missing an arm joke, but if he feels up to it, the stage is all his.....
I think I saw an old Anderson shelter up the allotments; a few cushions, a carry out and a take away and we could probably weather it out
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Old 07-02-2015, 00:17
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Went in Tesco yesterday and they were promoting a new dessert for Valentines day. It is based on a very popular dessert but they are mixing Viagra into it.
They are calling it - "Stiffy Cocky Pudding"
Here, take these bouquets, I'm not worthy.

*Bows*
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Old 07-02-2015, 00:17
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Went in Tesco yesterday and they were promoting a new dessert for Valentines day. It is based on a very popular dessert but they are mixing Viagra into it.
They are calling it - "Stiffy Cocky Pudding"
This comment wasn't lactose and gluten free, I'm changing my bedsheets now, the cat is awake and I'll be showering soon.
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Old 07-02-2015, 00:19
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This comment wasn't lactose and gluten free, I'm changing my bedsheets now, the cat is awake and I'll be showering soon.
I hope you don't have a camera in there too :-O
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