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Jeeves be a dear and fetch the chainsaw,
Release the hounds. *Feels very clever indeed *
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I know, I have one sitting on my lap purring away as I type. His little paw keeps twitching in his sleep, the daft bugger.
Bad kitty. |
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*Wakes dog_eat_dog's cat and instructs it to release the dog_eat_dogs*
*Feels very clever indeed *I may have awoken a cat so I may not have so I am better. |
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Imagine being in a world of warcraft raid being the tank or healer and suddenly cute kitten erupts in a frenzied keyboard attack and your whole raid wipes.
Bad kitty.
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Low blow waking a poor cat, you have shown your true colours.
I may have awoken a cat so I may not have so I am better.
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I'm sorry, my opinion doesn't count but this is by far the best single post this season.
Congrats on waking my elderly mother up. I may have even woke the cat also. Thanks mate. ![]()
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My left breast pulled Cho'gall once. I blamed an imaginary cat
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I'd just scream loads and then /gquit.
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*Wakes dog_eat_dog's cat and instructs it to release the dog_eat_dogs*
*Feels very clever indeed *Well done, old pal, well done. Good luck on waking him, though. He's comatose! We'll have to get feckit to tell another joke
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*Claps"
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Good luck on waking him, though. He's comatose! We'll have to get feckit to tell another joke Is the world really ready for another of feckit's jokes? Dare we take that risk?
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Thank you, thank you *graciously accepts bouquets*
Is the world really ready for another of feckit's jokes? Dare we take that risk? ![]() |
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Went in Tesco yesterday and they were promoting a new dessert for Valentines day. It is based on a very popular dessert but they are mixing Viagra into it.
They are calling it - "Stiffy Cocky Pudding" |
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Went in Tesco yesterday and they were promoting a new dessert for Valentines day. It is based on a very popular dessert but they are mixing Viagra into it.
They are calling it - "Stiffy Cocky Pudding" ....Aaaand the cat's awake! ![]() ![]() ![]()
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It would have to be even better than Keith's Grandad missing an arm joke, but if he feels up to it, the stage is all his.....
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Went in Tesco yesterday and they were promoting a new dessert for Valentines day. It is based on a very popular dessert but they are mixing Viagra into it.
They are calling it - "Stiffy Cocky Pudding" *Bows* ![]()
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Went in Tesco yesterday and they were promoting a new dessert for Valentines day. It is based on a very popular dessert but they are mixing Viagra into it.
They are calling it - "Stiffy Cocky Pudding" |
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This comment wasn't lactose and gluten free, I'm changing my bedsheets now, the cat is awake and I'll be showering soon.
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