*Wakes dog_eat_dog's cat and instructs it to release the dog_eat_dogs*

*Feels very clever indeed *

Imagine being in a world of warcraft raid being the tank or healer and suddenly cute kitten erupts in a frenzied keyboard attack and your whole raid wipes.

Bad kitty.

Low blow waking a poor cat, you have shown your true colours.

I may have awoken a cat so I may not have so I am better.

My left breast pulled Cho'gall once. I blamed an imaginary cat

An honourable draw, I think

What a lovely thing to say.
Thanks mate.

I'd just scream loads and then /gquit.

That was definitely Plan B

*Claps"

Well done, old pal, well done.

Good luck on waking him, though. He's comatose! We'll have to get feckit to tell another joke

Thank you, thank you *graciously accepts bouquets*


Is the world really ready for another of feckit's jokes? Dare we take that risk?

It would have to be even better than Keith's Grandad missing an arm joke, but if he feels up to it, the stage is all his.....

Went in Tesco yesterday and they were promoting a new dessert for Valentines day. It is based on a very popular dessert but they are mixing Viagra into it.
They are calling it - "Stiffy Cocky Pudding"

....Aaaand the cat's awake!

I think I saw an old Anderson shelter up the allotments; a few cushions, a carry out and a take away and we could probably weather it out

Here, take these bouquets, I'm not worthy.

*Bows*

This comment wasn't lactose and gluten free, I'm changing my bedsheets now, the cat is awake and I'll be showering soon.

I hope you don't have a camera in there too :-O