Katie Price : one expression, one subject to talk about, monotone. did nothing for me, but has shown C5 & ITV2 she has another fake reality series value left in her to the type of people who think Argos is an upmarket jeweller. Hard to believe the eviction nerves were not fake as she does loads of business meetings & P.A. where she would have gone “into the unknown” where their opinion of her counts.

Katie Hopkins : came over really well. logical and rational, articulate. problem there is unless people know it, they wont understand why she “wins” arguments and so her skills are not recognised by those who do not comprehend them

Alicia : had no idea who she was. backstory required to understand why she wasnt as “dumb as a bucket of rocks” (Alexander quote), did show that KP business success is not automatic and KP is likely, driven and as hard as nails and not at all how she played it in the house.

Calum : came over really well.

Cami li : didn’t know her before.. came over as the perfect “house filler” i.e. added something potentially exciting.

Chloe : completely forgotten her in the house ? sorry.

Jeremy : Another that was easy to forget had been in there – even though he was removed for his antics.

Kavana : No idea who he was (his hit was a cover anyway!) but he came across as a nice guy, would have been interesting to have learnt more about him from the old live feed... after all, except when drunk he was the sort that would have got live feed time as it would be unlikely to be controversial stuff

Ken : Came over as Nadia said “he’s not f’n well” – either tried too hard to be a shock or just is not up to speed with modern etiquette

Michele : Didn’t know who she was. Was interesting, but I would have rather known about her than the community she works in.

Nadia : I thought she was bland before she went in because of the covering work for sycophant interviewer lorraine. ended up really not liking her activist seed planting while claiming the “not getting involved” high road or political view.

Patsy : She should not have been on the show. Did not seem capable of being in a tight charged environment where wall flowers can not exist.

Perez : Nut. I knew of his website but not his act. He was excellent entertainment. Throwaway “pop” culture just like who he covers.

Alexander : Too easily wound up, not sure if he did himself any favours.

Keith Chegwin : “yes, no, gosh, that might work, wow” can’t say anything nasty, like an AA meeting but I never bought into the charm. It was an act he did for work and if in the past he hid his drink problem it is an act he used then too. Soft, wallpaper. However if he was on there to show the TV world he was over the drink issues of the past he did that well.