''Nothing about me is fake'' REALLY???

As Jordan, Price was famed for her surgically-enhanced breasts. At 19 she had the first in a succession of breast-enhancement surgeries, increasing her natural 32B to a 32FF.[7] Unhappy with her breasts from an early age and despite her family's objections, she went ahead with the procedure because she felt that, as a glamour model, she did not look "as sexy or [as] womanly" as other models. She has since had many enhancements, as well as reductions, on her breasts in addition to later having liposuction on her hips and thighs, fat implanted into her lips to boost her pout, and a nose job.[7] She told a reporter, "Some people may be famous for creating a pencil sharpener. I'm famous for my tits." Price was later barred from Page Three in The Sun with their adoption of a policy to only use "all natural" models

"I couldn't get enough up there".

I'm still biased toward Ken's "I should've been a whale" while enjoying the hot tub alone and the camera panning out with perfect timing. I've often had that similar thought of wishing i was an oceanic creature out in the open water. Being a whale would be awesome until a whale hunter got me.

Yeh, that one will stay with me forever....though it did make me laugh. Poor Alex.

Yea and Emma telling her she had been very dignified ha ha.

F*** off, boring old slag

'Grow up, lettuce, licking my pussy, up the arse, I told her, slag' something along those lines.