...you go to see a bog standard cover band in a bog standard cover band pub and at half-time you end up having to ask the bass player to move a out of the way a bit out so you can put a song on the jukebox...

...and during the intermediate conversation you realise that said bass player is one of your all time musical idols but you would never know because he looks like he's been living in a hole in the ground for the last ten years?

That thing just happened to me.

It was this dude in case you were wondering

http://youtu.be/54H3EUAzpVg[

The closest I've come to this was when I was (extremely) drunk at some club night when I was eighteen or nineteen, and have a fairly embarrassing photo of me making some stupid pose next to the two guys DJing.

Not realising that the DJs are Basement Jaxx.

No cos I wouldn't be seen dead in a pub that had a covers band on. I want to see original bands, and give them a chance