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Oh dear, I'm afraid it's a cut and paste sorta thing.

What is her obsession with infections of the genitals?

I would reply, but me and Ms. Merlot have been having a tete a tete, and I'd get a ban

Thanks postit.....................I've done a paste job for the technically challenged

We are only days away from Celebrity Big Brother 2014. On Jan 3 the latest line-up of Celebrities - or z-listers as we are more fondly known, are going to flounce into the house and fight like hell.

Many people call it career suicide, but every man has his price. Start talking the cost of my children’s school fees for life, and a few weeks living in a goldfish bowl with a bunch of egos starts to feel like bargain. atie Hopkins: "I'm proud of being known for saying the stuff other people won't say." (REX)

On the positive side, there are a lot of good things to be said for living inside a giant bubble for a few weeks.

Write down a list of all the things you hate about your life at the moment: your husband, changing duvet covers, the self-service tills at Sainsbury’s or your children squabbling over the iPad? Consider CBB an all-inclusive holiday from all of that.

The down side are the other inmates. If I had been going in the year that the ‘Giant Crotch of a Woman’ Bercow went in, I would take a blunt knife from the CBB kitchen and shove it up my nose to end it all.
Being known for saying stuff other people won’t say is one thing. I am proud to own that title. Being known for marrying a short man with power issues is quite another.

This year we look forward to the delights of Sam Faiers, Ollie Lock and Rapper Dappy.

Sam Faiers’ pics always carry the caption; ‘TOWIE beauty - Sam Faiers’. It’s a bit like introducing Sarah Millican as ‘The very funny Sarah Millican’ – when she is clearly about as funny as thrush.

Sam looks like a cat with particularly painful conjunctivitis. I may have a nose to rival Red Rum, but at least it is my own. That’s the thing about popularity contests on TV though. People turn into something they are not. Even the bitter old bat Lucy Pargeter from I’m A Celeb, pretended to be nice for a bit because she was scared viewers wouldn’t like her. Sam Faiers is rumoured to be heading into the Celebrity Big Brother house (REX)

Having worn the ‘Biggest Bitch in Britain’ badge a while now, I really don’t care what you think. If I you don’t want to listen to what I have to say you had better find your remote control fast.

In many ways that is the most exciting thing about CBB. Having the opportunity to get to say the things that can’t be said, like why I would abolish parent and child parking. You may be a mum but you didn’t lose your legs. In fact, with all the extra ‘baby weight’ you could do with some exercise.

But I am not going into the CBB house on January 3rd. Instead I will be watching it with you. I hope you will join me with the lovely Rylan on his sofa on Jan 7th for a very honest Big Brother's Little Brother.


So we can add 'liar' to the list too then.

Toxic, repellent witch

It's unfortunate that whilst thrush is treatable, it'd take more than a bit of canesten to repair a battered old daffodil.

"If I you don’t want to listen to what I have to say you had better find your remote control fast."

Mine doesn't work on Twitter

I think this was last year ...........if that's the 'liar' bit you were referring to. God knows I've no wish to defend the woman but that was 2014

Oh bollocks...............does that mean I owe her an apology?

*koffs* Katie Gobshite is NOT a liar

Signed Bunions

Apparantly Postit's kind person's been asleep I think the mention of Ollie Lock etc should have been a give away.

Kudos to you though Bunions

Ollie Lock? Que?

Postit's mate's not the only one who's been asleep

And Hopkins was somewhat behind the times, even a year ago.

Lol.

I agree with this, but only because Yahoo has shown that thrush can be quite funny.


This strikes me as a lie. If everyone thought of her as I do - a dull woman whose controversial opinions could be matched by That Guy Who's in Every Pub with a mediocre turn of phrase and an obsession with genitals - no one would paying her.



Well spotted. Perhaps the phrase 'bit on the side' isn't her favourite?

So maybe she wasn't going in..?..UNTIL the desperate producers offered to guide her to the win with as much favourable editing as they possibly could. And the clincher was probably her own secret room.

How funny that it ultimately FAILED!

At last she's said something that resonates with me.

Write down a list of all the things you hate about your life at the moment: your husband, changing duvet covers, the self-service tills at Sainsbury’s or your children squabbling over the iPad?

I DO hate changing duvet covers. Really really really hate it.

Right, I like her now.

That's ny pet hate too.. Duvet covers and emptying the bins and dishwasher..

So tedious those jobs

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!

PS - the duvet thing isn't one of my fave things to do either

Dustbins are my pet hate and the dustbin men in particular grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

What's wrong with your dustbin men?! Emptying the wheelie bin and leaving it a mile down the road?

More often than not we get next doors bin and our bin left in the middle of our drive so my hubbie has to go and move them out of the way so he can get to work. I wouldn't mind but we have a pavement in front of a long wall where we leave our bins, why is it so difficult to put them back there where they found them?

Never happens. Look at it as exercise

That's the plus side I suppose

What I've noticed is that they park in the middle of the road, usually the only spot on the road where you can't get round them, and when they notice you sat in your car, obviously on the way to work, they'll eyeball you or smirk and continue to stroll casually to each bin without moving the lorry up a bit.