We're back at the wedding, viewers, and Gail is in a dreadful state after Monday's spat with Real Gavin do you know what, folks, they won't even tell me if the wedding goes ahead or not (but I reckon it does) however, Les Dennis thinks she's got cold feet, so Gail has some convincing to do, and not only that, she's got to do a shady deal with Real Gavin, Sassy Steph and Not Gavin offering Les's real son two and a half grand to leave them alone forever....... where's this cash coming from she's as poor as a church mouse.....

Linda is still around, this time she's taking Ironside Izzy and Korking Katy to the sodding Bistro for lunch she wants Iz and Katy to move back to Portugal with her, but they're not that keen (Izzy's probably thinking of all them cobbled hills with no pavements she'll go a right cropper) until Katy has a MASSIVE row with Sexy Callum when Max starts bullying poor little Joseph - and then Callum calls her a slapper! Oooof! Quick as a flash, Katy wants to jet off to Lisbon or Oporto or the Algarve or wherever the hell it is - the words "EXIT STORYLINE" are lit in neon.......

Also tonight - Leanne and Beelzebub are forced to stay at the Nazir's due to faulty wiring at their flat, but Boss-Eyed Tony calls and says the whole flat needs re-wiring, necessitating an extended stay ........... Sean gets an uncharacteristically catty response from Ghostly Emily when he reminds her about the church comedy night .......... Eileen has had responses - yes, plural! - to her online dating profile, and one of them looks rather promising ............ and The Platt Creature is at war with Sexy Callum yet AGAIN in a row about Bowlhead Max being out too late ..........

Bethany Platt appears!

Devil child abusing Leanne