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I'm sick to the back teeth of so many degenerate, scumbag criminals walking around Albert Square without a care in the world. No wonder Carol is so fecking miserable all the time living in the countries most crime ridden square.
I've taken the time to compile a list of all the criminals currently lowering the tone of Eastenders. Thankfully Dot is behind bars for her heinous crimes. May she rot for all eternity at her majesties pleasure. Kathy Beale - Fraud Sharon Watts - Perverting the course of justice, Assisting an offender Ian Beale - Perverting the course of justice, Assisting an offender Phil Mitchell - Too many to list Carol Jackson - Drug dealing Sonia Fowler - Fraud, Obtaining money by deception, Theft Ben Mitchell - Murder, Theft, Perverting the course of justice Cindy Williams - Perverting the course of justice, Assisting an offender Liam Butcher - Statutory Rape Kat Slater - Falsifying evidence, perverting the course of justice, assault Mo Harris - Petty theft, Council house fraud Patrick Trueman - Assault Alfie Moon - Arson, Attempted murder, Fraud Jane Beale - Conspiracy to commit murder Stacey Slater - Murder, Falsifying evidence, Perverting the course of justice Dean Wicks - Rape Denise Fox - Theft Abi Branning - Murder Shirley Carter - Assisting an offender, Attempted murder Jay Brown - Assisting an offender Ronnie Mitchell - Murder Masood Ahmed - GBH Les Coker - Fraud Tina Carter - Drug dealing Linda Carter - Assault Mick Carter - Convicted whoremongerer, Attempted murder Nancy Carter - Assault Charlie Cotton - Assisting an offender, fraud Lee Carter - Assault Pam Coker - Murder Bobby Beale - Murder If you see any of these lowlifes, strutting around with no regard for moral decency, please apprehend them. Or call me and I'll come and sort them out. I'm hard as nails. Thanks. |
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The number of murderers living in one tiny Square really is amazing. Kathy coming back from the dead doesn't seem so far-fetched now.
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How did Liam commit Statutory rape?
Cindy is 16 |
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How did Liam commit Statutory rape?
Cindy is 16 |
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Oh god this is a hilarious thread
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The overreaction is unreal, and plain hilarious. A lot of the people you've mentioned have faced the consequences of their crimes.
Abi has never murdered before. She didn't murder Lucy she just slapped her, which isn't enough to have caused Lucy's death. The things you are picking at here are everyday things. God forbid I've punched a few people in my time when they say the wrong thing (something about a loved one or something plain inappropriate and disrespectful), but am I a criminal? Am I scum for daring to show my face on a day-to-day basis? And are you seriously calling Mick a criminal for being falsely accused of sleeping with a prostitute? Like, oh my. You are in need of a law degree, my friend. |
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Not when he slept with her the first time she wasn't. A dangerous, dangerous predator.
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Oh god this is a hilarious thread
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How is he dangerous for sleeping with someone he liked?
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And are you seriously calling Mick a criminal for being falsely accused of sleeping with a prostitute? Like, oh my. You are in need of a law degree, my friend.
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How is he dangerous for sleeping with someone he liked?
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He's being sarcastic Firegazer! This whole thread is just satire.
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I'm sad to say that I don't see the funny side to it! Trying too hard, that's what it is.
Makes a nice change from the usual moaning mini's. |
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Do I have the worlds worst memory? Who did Abi Branning murder?
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Abi has never murdered before. She didn't murder Lucy she just slapped her, which isn't enough to have caused Lucy's death.
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Do I have the worlds worst memory? Who did Abi Branning murder?
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I'm sad to say that I don't see the funny side to it! Trying too hard, that's what it is.
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J-B you make me laugh!
You should go rid Albert Square of all them dirty criminals! Send Alfie Moon to me i'll give him a good flogging! Pmsl! |
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who did Alfie attempt to murder he thought the house was empty?
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who did Alfie attempt to murder he thought the house was empty?
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or just maybe you're taking things far too seriously
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who did Alfie attempt to murder he thought the house was empty?
The OP is being sarky! Lol! |
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So he says. Between thee and me, Jim, I'm hoping he goes back and finishes the job. I can't abide Kat for much longer.
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He didn't!
The OP is being sarky! Lol! |
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Not when he slept with her the first time she wasn't. A dangerous, dangerous predator.
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Neither was he. They are the exact same age and cindy is about a month older then liam.
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Not when he slept with her the first time she wasn't. A dangerous, dangerous predator.
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