She has been on another TV channel, so maybe this constitutes breaking her contract.

y dad had a boat and i was scared.

Same. He did a travel show, think 5 a few years ago. So good. He dressed up as a mumma Merton. Love his shows about world records. One guy trying to beat the Record of kicking in the bollocks. Record was one, he tried for about 15! Go for 2 man x

My favourite was escaping from a prison. He put heads on his shoulders. Everyone had escaped apart from him. Belly laugh.

I recall Paul Merton when he was first starting out in stand up comedy, i.e. playing the circuit. He had some good one liners, e.g.

"I've got a book at home about the paranormal. I did not buy it, it just appeared in my room one night!".

Showing Hillsborough Documentary tonight.

Not keen on MasterChef. But hopefully they'll answer the question about Why Gregg Wallis?

OFGS not Britain's Got Talent again!!!

Can't they just show it once and then perhaps the final?

Is there a rule now that they have to show a Classic film

The Vicar is back.

Especially when said film is shown on a Channel4 channel.

What is amazing about a dancer doing a flip?

Not great dancing,, but a lot of credit for doing it in those masks, i bet its bloody hot wearing that

Now if those Stormtroopers win Britains Got Talent, then im not watching it anymore

LOL Buffet strategy

No George Gilbey yet... Was he running late?

If we stay in the EU, then you cant guarantee it will change for the better. At least we have got a chance of leaving. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity and we must go for it

Katie this week

Blimey his voice is different

Look how young he was back then

Scarlett is trying way too hard.

LOL at that blokes face when he was given the paper

Did they have their own cigarettes or did they bring them with them?

I was young back then too.

Dont get them hooked on Salt

You told me not have too much Salt, Mary

Alien a great film but do we have to see them pretend they've never seen it?

Yes but it is weird him looking that young, when i have always seen him looking older than that

Is the Michaels daughter wearing pants?