Anyone got any favourite one liners in 'Who' history? new or old that is. The above is from .... hrrrr I'm not gonna spoil the fun, someone will tell you

Guessing did time stand still?

Doomsday:

"This is not war! This is Pest Control!"

The Doctor Dances:

"Rose, I'm trying to resonate concrete."

Planet of the Dead:

"Yes, I'll just step inside this Police Box, and arrest myself."

Rose:

"Lots of Planets have a North."

The Power of Three:

"Oh, if Fred Perry could see me now, eh? He'd probably ask for his shorts back."

My favourite line comes from Adam Colby in Epsiode 3 of Image of the Fendahl.


Maximillian Stael [pointing a gun at Fendelman & Colby at the scanner]
Turn it off!

Dr. Fendelman:
Where have you been, Stael? I needed you here.

Maximillian Stael:
Turn off the scanner.

Adam Colby: [turning around to see Stael with a gun]
Dr. Fendelman, I think you have an industrial relations problem.

I think the fourth Doctor's command of the English language was rather better than that, to be honest.

That line of Colby's was one of the best in the last 50 years!

Doctor Who
"You want dominion over the living. Yet all you do is kill!"

Dark Eyes 4
"You're lying. I know you are. You've got a tell. Like in poker."
"Really? Oh wonderful, what is it? Wait don't tell me. Do I scratch my ear? Perhaps shuffle my feet?"
"No, you just look incredibly terrified and guilty."
"Oh..."

Day of the Doctor
"You're my future selves... even that one... am I having some sort of mid-life crisis"

Rose
"Well that'll never work. He's gay and she's an alien."

Dalek
"Broken... broken... hair-dryer..."

Closing Time
"I work here now. Look, they gave me a badge in case I forget my name. How handy, as that does tend to happen. "

Flatline
"2 Dimensional plain. There've been many theories; course no one could go there without one heck of a diet!"

What a wonderful Butler, he's so violent!

DOCTOR (looks to camera): "Not even the sonic screwdriver can get me out of this one!!" (Invasion of Time)

TEGAN (referring to the Tardis): "At least a broken clock is right twice a day!!" (The Visitation)

1ST DOCTOR (holding a viking helmet): "What do you think it is - a space helmet for a cow??" (The Time Meddler)

"It's not Rocket Science, Rory....it's Astrophysics!"

"Well, you're a beautiful woman...probably."

"Next time I won't be so lenient!" (Peter Jeffries brilliant last line in Androids of Tara.)

"I've had about enough of this Planet." (Frontios, more Peter D's delivery than the line.)

"An apple a day keeps the.......never mind." (Kinda)

So so many. No idea re the thread title, I'm afraid. Probably kick myself....

Death In Heaven
"Boys, blow up this plane and, I don't know, Belgium, yeah? Kill some Belgians. Might as well. They're not even French. Byeeee!"