I sometimes sit with bated breath and imagine little Peggy materialsing from behind the Queen Vic bust during a Carter dinner. Then she shrieks: "You Carters think you're all that, when really, you're just a bunch of hyprocrites, especially you Linda Carter boring us all to death with your faaaamily morals!"
Linda - "You must be Peggy. Can I get yo...
Peggy - "Oh save your hospitality for some other fool you silly blonde tart!"
Mick - "You've had your fun grandma, now git outta ma booza, before I say something I regret!"
Peggy - "I don't think you know who you're dealing with. I ain't some little old lady - I'm Peggy Mitchell!"
Mick then grabs Peggy by the arm and attempts to remove her from the Vic, that is until a familiar voice says "Get your hands off her". Mick stops in his tracks and looks on in horror at who stands before him
Grant - "I agree with mum. You're all fu**king idiots, the whole lot of you!"
Mick cries like a baby and the rest flee from the Vic. Little Peggy looks up to Grant and says "Ahh, it's good to be home" followed by her iconic giggle. *DUFF DUFF*
One can dream..