A friend of mine got the call.He actually has three desktops in his house
(three daughters,a son,plus himself and wife,all users!) plus an ipad and two
other tablets,as well as two laptops.
But his first line of defence,when the asian lady went into her spiel was
'I don't have a computer.......' She went on reading her script regardless,
and he again told her he did not have a computer.In all she was talking
(reading) her scripted guff for almost five minutes,in which time he
had repeated several times that he DID NOT HAVE A COMPUTER!!!!
Then without a word of apology or explanation,she simply hung up.
Another friend of mine,with any of these idiots,replies, 'Just a minute...'
and puts the phone down.Then he goes and continues whatever he was
doing before the call came in.His record was three hours once,before
going back to the phone,finding the hapless idiot STILL THERE and saying
'Oh, I'm sorry,I'm not interested,thank you!' and replacing the phone!