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| Tony 'The Hutch' Hutchinson |
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2 | 4.00% |
| Cindy ' Drama' Cunningham |
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0 | 0% |
| 'King' Jack Osborne |
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0 | 0% |
| Darren 'Dazzle' Osborne |
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0 | 0% |
| 'Giant' Holly Cunningham |
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0 | 0% |
| Tom 'Grim Reaper' Cunningham |
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0 | 0% |
| Frankie 'Hankie-Pankie' Osborne |
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0 | 0% |
| Nancy 'Short-Arse' Osborne |
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2 | 4.00% |
| Ste 'Woe is me' Hay |
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1 | 2.00% |
| Mercedes 'Drives me round the Benz' McQueen |
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0 | 0% |
| Myra 'The cake isn't a lie' McQueen |
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0 | 0% |
| John-Paul 'Sorry Ste' McQueen |
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1 | 2.00% |
| Marlena 'Nana' 'Motability' McQueen |
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0 | 0% |
| 'Is Harry on the boat?' Thompson |
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0 | 0% |
| Sinead ' Banshee' O'Connor |
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1 | 2.00% |
| Diane 'Moan Moan' O'Connor |
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6 | 12.00% |
| Esther Bloom(ing) |
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0 | 0% |
| Dirk 'Gentle Giant' Savage |
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0 | 0% |
| Phoebe 'Not Feeble' McQueen |
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0 | 0% |
| Maxine 'Things can only get better' Minniver |
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0 | 0% |
| Sienna 'Fruit Loops' Blake |
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0 | 0% |
| Patrick 'Ratprick' Blake |
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0 | 0% |
| Robbie 'Better than the other twin' Roscoe |
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0 | 0% |
Freddie ' ' Roscoe
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20 | 40.00% |
| Joe 'Boring' Roscoe |
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0 | 0% |
| Ziggy 'Arse-dust' Roscoe |
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0 | 0% |
| Lindsey 'Poor Lynsey replacement' Butterfield |
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1 | 2.00% |
| Peri 'Nandos' Lomax |
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2 | 4.00% |
| Tegan 'Teabag' Lomax |
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1 | 2.00% |
| Leela 'Never at work' Lomax |
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0 | 0% |
| Grace Black (Sheep) |
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1 | 2.00% |
| Nico 'Please no speako' Blake |
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0 | 0% |
| Cameron 'Killer' Campbell |
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4 | 8.00% |
| Kim 'Instant Psycho' Butterfield |
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0 | 0% |
| Dr. Charles 'Snugglepuss' S'Avage |
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1 | 2.00% |
| Lockie 'If they're breathing, I'll have a crack at it' Campbell |
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1 | 2.00% |
| Porsche 'No Turbo' McQueen |
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2 | 4.00% |
| 'Wonderful' Celine McQueen |
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1 | 2.00% |
| Dylan 'Dude looks like a lady' Jenkins |
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0 | 0% |
| Cleo 'Renault' McQueen |
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0 | 0% |
| Simone 'Price-Slice dictator' Loveday |
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1 | 2.00% |
| Zack 'Please don't come back' Loveday |
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2 | 4.00% |
| Louis 'Who' Loveday |
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0 | 0% |
| Reenie 'Yet another' McQueen |
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0 | 0% |
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I have to go and eat some cheese now...
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Aw i love cats! You guys are making me really want one (i think my dog would have something to say about that though!)
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We could lower the price on Cathedral City cheese as our first move! Oh and babybells!
This is all coming together nicely, and to show support to oaks our party will dress in seasonal atire. Oh and add to the playlist 'You're the one that I want' and change the lyrics; I got cheese, Im multi buying And im losing control Of the tower you suplied me Its cheese-defying I'm lovin it & you've sold it to me baby!!! I'm so excited about the seasonal attire too. Maybe party members should wear elf ears so we stand out!!! What do you think?Hey, just thought of another cheese slogan for the 'Yummy' party. How about: Before you sneeze vote for cheese! ![]()
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I am on a mission to make Peachy Arse have a stroke when she sees me
![]() I've had a few drinks and I'm planning pizza later so she'll love me. On that note my friends have encouraged me to ask for her number ![]() Phoebe and Esther have had people crap over them. I'm surprised both are still around. Oooh, do tell? As in pizza with her? Or does she just love people who eat pizza? ![]() Do iiiiiiit. I'm surprised they've not gone on a murderous rampage tbh. |
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Aw i love cats! You guys are making me really want one (i think my dog would have something to say about that though!)
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Come join us, be one of us
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I could live on cheese. I'd eat a whole block if I could.
Cats love me so much I'm called crazy cat lady. I love it too. Whyyyyyyyy does it have to be so fatty. ![]() Awww, that's awesome! I want to be a cat whisperer person. Annoyingly children seem to like me a lot but I've no interest in them. |
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I am on a mission to make Peachy Arse have a stroke when she sees me
![]() I've had a few drinks and I'm planning pizza later so she'll love me. On that note my friends have encouraged me to ask for her number ![]() Of course ![]() ![]() Phoebe and Esther have had people crap over them. I'm surprised both are still around. |
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I could live on cheese. I'd eat a whole block if I could.
Cats love me so much I'm called crazy cat lady.
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Yea you will need her number if you ever want to become Mrs Chewy McQueen Blake Hot Bella Peachy Arse!
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The song is Cheesetastic Chase!!
I'm lovin it & you've sold it to me baby!!! I'm so excited about the seasonal attire too. Maybe party members should wear elf ears so we stand out!!! What do you think?Hey, just thought of another cheese slogan for the 'Yummy' party. How about: Before you sneeze vote for cheese! ![]() ![]() Woa! ![]() You've captured the taste of this party. I cant believe there is even one person out there who wouldnt vote for us. If not we will offer cheesey pizzas to sway them; I love you baby and if its quite alright I need you baby, Crust with extra cheese and Ill stay |
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Oooh, do tell?
As in pizza with her? Or does she just love people who eat pizza? ![]() Do iiiiiiit. I'm surprised they've not gone on a murderous rampage tbh. ![]() I will ask for her number on Tuesday and report back. Pizza myself. It has potassium which adds to my blood and increase my weight on Tuesday. Quote:
I love it too. Whyyyyyyyy does it have to be so fatty.
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Yea you will need her number if you ever want to become Mrs Chewy McQueen Blake Hot Bella Peachy Arse!
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You have so many names and talents! Is there anything you cant do?
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I love it too. Whyyyyyyyy does it have to be so fatty.
![]() Awww, that's awesome! I want to be a cat whisperer person. Annoyingly children seem to like me a lot but I've no interest in them.
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Haha I can picture you at a zoo over by the tigers trying to get their interest, when a child runs up to you grinning and chatting away to you- que you looking all sad and trying to swat the kid away from you
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Awww bless her, she sounds lovely. How old is she? Mione's a bit of a hand licker too, but only in this sort of weird ritualistic way. She jumps on Tom, my partner, when he's still asleep and does this little routine of clawing and then licking his hand while purring loudly, then gradually moves up to doing it to his face. She never does it to me, only him for some reason. Usually it's because she wants food but sometimes she'll do that then just curl up and go to sleep on him.
The cats are in charge in our house too, they're very bossy and funny. Mione's very small but so loud and demanding, she'll meow the universe down till she gets what she wants. Moz's favourite thing is to walk across the front of our laptops and plonk himself down so we can't see, the silly boy. I get Dreamies too, they don't seem to like any other treats. They get a lot in one go but I only get the Dreamies out every two or three months. On a more regular basis we just give them little bits of whatever meat we're having. Well as long as it's good quality anyway, I wouldn't give them processed meat. Does Trudie stay in when the weather's bad then? Mine usually go out in it, come straight back and meow loudly at me for not being able to switch the rain off, try to go back out, come in and grumble again… Eventually they'll settle on the front step as it's sheltered, so they can be outside but stay dry. Thanks, it wasn't a fun night for any of us. Since then I'm very vigilant for him or indeed anyone's cats going in our garage, we have a thorough look in nooks and crannies before closing it. Aww the poor wee thing, was she ok? Aye, no wonder really. I guess all you can really do is ask people to be careful when closing sheds and garages. Almost everyone in my street has cats so everyone gets it and is good about things like that. ![]() Trudie was a rescue cat & we got her when she was about 18 months old on 20th Jan 2008. So she's 8 approaching 9 soon. Trudie means the world to me!!! Your cats sound absolutely adorable with great personalities!! ![]() ![]()
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Cats and dogs can coexist. I've got a friend who has two cats and two gigantic alsatians, they all rub along together nicely.
What kind of dog do you have? I did, I had a chunk of Red Leicester and one of Double Gloucester. Omnomnom. She hates cats, dogs and children- mainly because she is a princess and she HATES them getting attention over her! Im so getting a cat when I have my own place though and I'm calling it Mika cos I keep dreaming I have a cat called Mika!
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I'm pretty sure I'm 2 litres over my dry weight so I'm bollocked on Tuesday
![]() I will ask for her number on Tuesday and report back. Pizza myself. It has potassium which adds to my blood and increase my weight on Tuesday. I've started lactose free cheese but it isn't the same. Before a McQueen steals it ![]() Get Peachy Arse and Hot Bella numbers ![]() Oooh well to be fair you havent asked yet
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Kids try and approach me but I don't listen. Fecking kids
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Yea and with Theresa being close with Patrick you never know when baby no 3 might happen!
Oooh well to be fair you havent asked yet ![]() I had the perfect chance yesterday but I wussed out
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I'm pretty sure I'm 2 litres over my dry weight so I'm bollocked on Tuesday
![]() I will ask for her number on Tuesday and report back. Pizza myself. It has potassium which adds to my blood and increase my weight on Tuesday. I've started lactose free cheese but it isn't the same. Uh-oh. Excellent *awaits report* Ah right, I'm with you. I've had that before, it's really not is it. Pretty bland and kinda rubbery. |
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Kids, listen? Pffft! No they call the shots. I do like them, just dont have the energy for them. Endless questions, dragging you places, kids programmes...
My niece and nephew get a free pass though on their absoulte adorableness!
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Haha I can picture you at a zoo over by the tigers trying to get their interest, when a child runs up to you grinning and chatting away to you- que you looking all sad and trying to swat the kid away from you
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Uh-oh.
Excellent *awaits report* Ah right, I'm with you. I've had that before, it's really not is it. Pretty bland and kinda rubbery. It really is. Proper cheese is much better. |
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I don't really talk to most of my neighbours apart from an hello or good morning. Trudie was ok luckily, but we were worried, we tend to lock the flap for the night & make sure she's in. Sometimes she braves the weather & has a good moan. The other day she made me laugh because she was MEOWing in the morning to let her out. We opened the flap in the morning, but when we're in the kitchen, she wants us to open the outside door for her instead of her using the flap. (We are her servants really!!!) So we opened the door & a strong gust of wind made her short hair go spiky & flattened her ears, she did an immediate u-turn on the spot & ran back in MEOWing.
![]() Trudie was a rescue cat & we got her when she was about 18 months old on 20th Jan 2008. So she's 8 approaching 9 soon. Trudie means the world to me!!! Your cats sound absolutely adorable with great personalities!! ![]() ![]() ![]() Aww, it really sounds like it. Thanks. They're bonkers but very sweet and lots of fun, they're our pride and joy.
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Yes if they aint got elf ears then they arent passionate enough about the cause! (when I say passionate I of course mean crazy but yknow)
Woa! ![]() You've captured the taste of this party. I cant believe there is even one person out there who wouldnt vote for us. If not we will offer cheesey pizzas to sway them; I love you baby and if its quite alright I need you baby, Crust with extra cheese and Ill stay ![]() ![]() It so wonderful!! I'm singing: ![]() I see cheese of green…….. red Leicester too for me and for you And I think to myself…. what a dreamy Yummy Party world. I see elf ears a bit pink….. Chase's teeth soaking in the sink Lancashire Cheese days….Cheddar nights And I think to myself …..what a dreamy Yummy Party world. |
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Shes a rescue dog and they werent sure what kind of cross breed she was, shes fluffy though
She hates cats, dogs and children- mainly because she is a princess and she HATES them getting attention over her! Im so getting a cat when I have my own place though and I'm calling it Mika cos I keep dreaming I have a cat called Mika! ![]() Do iiiiiit. We've got names chosen for our next several cats already, haha. Not that we'll be using them for a long time yet of course, Moz and Mione are only five and three. |
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I am on a mission to make Peachy Arse have a stroke when she sees me
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