Results:If you could choose ONE character to throw in the pond, never to return again?
Tony 'The Hutch' Hutchinson
Cindy ' Drama' Cunningham
0 (0%)
'King' Jack Osborne
0 (0%)
Darren 'Dazzle' Osborne
0 (0%)
'Giant' Holly Cunningham
0 (0%)
Tom 'Grim Reaper' Cunningham
0 (0%)
Frankie 'Hankie-Pankie' Osborne
0 (0%)
Nancy 'Short-Arse' Osborne
Mercedes 'Drives me round the Benz' McQueen
0 (0%)
Myra 'The cake isn't a lie' McQueen
0 (0%)
John-Paul 'Sorry Ste' McQueen
Marlena 'Nana' 'Motability' McQueen
0 (0%)
'Is Harry on the boat?' Thompson
0 (0%)
Sinead ' Banshee' O'Connor
Diane 'Moan Moan' O'Connor
Dirk 'Gentle Giant' Savage
0 (0%)
Phoebe 'Not Feeble' McQueen
0 (0%)
Maxine 'Things can only get better' Minniver
0 (0%)
Sienna 'Fruit Loops' Blake
0 (0%)
Patrick 'Ratprick' Blake
0 (0%)
Robbie 'Better than the other twin' Roscoe
0 (0%)
Freddie '

' Roscoe
Joe 'Boring' Roscoe
0 (0%)
Ziggy 'Arse-dust' Roscoe
0 (0%)
Lindsey 'Poor Lynsey replacement' Butterfield
Leela 'Never at work' Lomax
0 (0%)
Nico 'Please no speako' Blake
0 (0%)
Cameron 'Killer' Campbell
Kim 'Instant Psycho' Butterfield
0 (0%)
Dr. Charles 'Snugglepuss' S'Avage
Lockie 'If they're breathing, I'll have a crack at it' Campbell
Porsche 'No Turbo' McQueen
'Wonderful' Celine McQueen
Dylan 'Dude looks like a lady' Jenkins
0 (0%)
Cleo 'Renault' McQueen
0 (0%)
Simone 'Price-Slice dictator' Loveday
Zack 'Please don't come back' Loveday
Louis 'Who' Loveday
0 (0%)
Reenie 'Yet another' McQueen
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The No Hollyoaks Saturday Thread: The Wonky Weekly Round Up
Originally Posted by cfc86:
“I could live on cheese. I'd eat a whole block if I could.
Cats love me so much I'm called crazy cat lady.”
Chewy, you should join the Yummy party, remember!!!
If you love cheese
We aim to please!
BTW Chewy, I bet the cats really love your hair!! Probably reminds them of their mama!!! LOL!!


Originally Posted by
Chaseta:
“You have so many names and talents! Is there anything you cant do?
”
She can't fly, but that doesn't stop her trying!

Chewy's constantly flapping her arms up & down!!!
Originally Posted by
cfc86:
“I try and avoid them but they're so impossible. I do give my nephews a pass though they are now 16 and 18 so not strangeable age
”
I hate it when parents let there kids wander off in supermarkets and all of a sudden theyre stood beside your trolley, or diving in front of your feet, or having a paddy right in front of the cheese you need to get to!
Originally Posted by
cfc86:
“

I still find it unbelievable Esther would be best friends with that tramp.”
One of the things they shouldn't made Esther do being friends with her former bully or forgiven Sinead either. Giving her another baby won't change Snead, with Ste as the father she's doing everything nasty she can to get JP to break up with Ste so he can have him to herself.
Originally Posted by srhgts:
“Lol, that's pretty much it. I used to babysit in my youth, I couldn't imagine doing so now.”
kittens however! I think we'd all be fighting over a box of kittens
Originally Posted by
Chaseta:
“Shes a rescue dog and they werent sure what kind of cross breed she was, shes fluffy though
She hates cats, dogs and children- mainly because she is a princess and she HATES them getting attention over her!
Im so getting a cat when I have my own place though and I'm calling it Mika cos I keep dreaming I have a cat called Mika!
”
It's funny that you want to call your cat Mika, because that reminds me of my Gran's sister, each new dog she got after the old one passed away, was called Mika. We did find it funny that each dog carried the same name!!
Originally Posted by cfc86:
“I'm expecting baby number 3!!!”
Congrats Chewy!! When are you due?


Originally Posted by
Marianne_321:
“Is your mission going well Chewy? Just think, Peachy Arse could end up in bed next to you!!! 
What about Hot Bella?”
It's going well. I think I'm at last 2 litres over
Now that would be perfect

I'm sure we'll find room for Hot Bella too
I would love to join that club
Oi!!!!!!!
Originally Posted by
Chaseta:
“kittens however! I think we'd all be fighting over a box of kittens
”
True that. Kittens are basically the best things ever.
Originally Posted by
srhgts:
“Ah, fair enough. Aye, no wonder. Lol, bless her. A lot of the time my two refuse to use the flap and demand to be let out the front door, we tend to say to them "oh, imagine if we had a cat flap." Haha aww, that sounds hilarious.
Aww, it really sounds like it.
Thanks.
They're bonkers but very sweet and lots of fun, they're our pride and joy.”
We only let Trudie out the back door! We know she can get to the front, but wanted to train her to hopefully stay in back gardens most of the time when she's out & try to minimise her going on the road. She knows she's not allowed out the front door. One day she wanted to prove to us using the front was OK. A Sky salesman was at the door, she tried to sneak out the front, but we wouldn't let her. She ran to the kitchen, out the back door flap, & ended up doing a full circle & was at the front. She MEOWed next to the sales man & we let her come back in at the front. Trudie's a clever little thing & she did that to prove a point to us!!!
Originally Posted by
Marianne_321:
“I predict you will be PM by the next Election. How can you not!! You're onto a winner!!! Elf ears are a must. Everyone will recognise us!!! The Crust with extra cheese is genius!! 

It so wonderful!! I'm singing: 
I see cheese of green…….. red Leicester too
for me and for you
And I think to myself…. what a dreamy Yummy Party world.
I see elf ears a bit pink….. Chase's teeth soaking in the sink
Lancashire Cheese days….Cheddar nights
And I think to myself …..what a dreamy Yummy Party world.”
OMG I love it! So genius!!!

How can i ever top that!
And because we love mambo no5;
a little bit of wensledale in my life
A little bit of the mild stuff by my side
A little bit of Philadelphia is all i need
A little bit of babybell is what I see
A little bit of cheese string in the sun
A little bit of Leicestershire all night long
A little bit of cathedral city here i am
A little bit of cheese can make you fart like a man
Originally Posted by Chaseta:
“I hate it when parents let there kids wander off in supermarkets and all of a sudden theyre stood beside your trolley, or diving in front of your feet, or having a paddy right in front of the cheese you need to get to!”
And yet you're the one they give dirty looks to despite little Johnny bumping into you
Originally Posted by Skyfall:
“One of the things they shouldn't made Esther do being friends with her former bully or forgiven Sinead either. Giving her another baby won't change Snead, with Ste as the father she's doing everything nasty she can to get JP to break up with Ste so he can have him to herself.”
There is no way that will happen ever.
Sinead is a skank.
Originally Posted by
Marianne_321:
“Congrats Chewy!! When are you due? 

”
Next month. Momma is Peachy Arse
Well done getting bladdered!!
You're so greedy aren't you!?! You should ask the hospital for a huge bed & both Peachy Arse & Hot Bella can be on either side of you!!!
Fabulous!!! I'm excited that you're joining Chewy!!! Any more idea's for Yummy Party policy?
With
anyone think Sinead be happy the secret be out even if she has nothing to do with Ste finding out.
Originally Posted by
cfc86:
“And yet you're the one they give dirty looks to despite little Johnny bumping into you 
There is no way that will happen ever.
Sinead is a skank.
Next month. Momma is Peachy Arse
”
I hope any of Sinead's hopes getting Ste blown up in her face and he never goes with her. Giving her a baby the first time didn't change her wicked behaviour with her being pregnant a second time she still is nasty tried to blackmail Harry to telling Ste about the secret he has with JP just so she can have Ste.
Originally Posted by srhgts:
“Ah, fair enough then. What's her name?
Do iiiiiit. We've got names chosen for our next several cats already, haha. Not that we'll be using them for a long time yet of course, Moz and Mione are only five and three.”
Princess Meg (not really shes just plain old Meg but she thinks shes royalty)
Aw they sound so cute, have you had them since they were kittens?
Originally Posted by
Marianne_321:
“She can't fly, but that doesn't stop her trying!
Chewy's constantly flapping her arms up & down!!!
”
Hahaha! Well we all have tried it, stand on the edge of the settee, mind focussed, arms poised, and.....
*crash*
Originally Posted by
Marianne_321:
“Well done getting bladdered!! 
You're so greedy aren't you!?! You should ask the hospital for a huge bed & both Peachy Arse & Hot Bella can be on either side of you!!!
Fabulous!!! I'm excited that you're joining Chewy!!! Any more idea's for Yummy Party policy?”
I am not bladdered

Much
I am not

I just appreciate the pretty but I like your plan
I add fudge cake just because you can never have enough
Originally Posted by Skyfall:
“I hope any of Sinead's hopes getting Ste blown up in her face and he never goes with her. Giving her a baby the first time didn't change her wicked behaviour with her being pregnant a second time she still is nasty tried to blackmail Harry to telling Ste about the secret he has with JP just so she can have Ste.”
You just know Ste and Sinead will end up together. I'd be surprised if they don't.
Originally Posted by
Marianne_321:
“It's funny that you want to call your cat Mika, because that reminds me of my Gran's sister, each new dog she got after the old one passed away, was called Mika. We did find it funny that each dog carried the same name!!
”
Haha aw bless passing on the family pet name!
Can imagine that being confusing " ah our Mika used to love rolling on the grass in summer"
"but I thought Mika was allergic to grass?"
"No, no not that one Mika the 2nd!"
Originally Posted by
cfc86:
“And yet you're the one they give dirty looks to despite little Johnny bumping into you 
There is no way that will happen ever.
Sinead is a skank.
Next month. Momma is Peachy Arse
”
Yea they finally call the kid back to them as if to say get away from that horrible woman! Even though you bit your lip and plastered on a smile and didnt shove the kid out of the way
Since Ste try's his lovers like crap it may as will happen with Sinead.
cfc86 question have you checked out epsiodes to the new daredevil and orphan black season 3 if so did you enjoy them.