Results:If you could choose ONE character to throw in the pond, never to return again?
Tony 'The Hutch' Hutchinson
Cindy ' Drama' Cunningham
0 (0%)
'King' Jack Osborne
0 (0%)
Darren 'Dazzle' Osborne
0 (0%)
'Giant' Holly Cunningham
0 (0%)
Tom 'Grim Reaper' Cunningham
0 (0%)
Frankie 'Hankie-Pankie' Osborne
0 (0%)
Nancy 'Short-Arse' Osborne
Mercedes 'Drives me round the Benz' McQueen
0 (0%)
Myra 'The cake isn't a lie' McQueen
0 (0%)
John-Paul 'Sorry Ste' McQueen
Marlena 'Nana' 'Motability' McQueen
0 (0%)
'Is Harry on the boat?' Thompson
0 (0%)
Sinead ' Banshee' O'Connor
Diane 'Moan Moan' O'Connor
Dirk 'Gentle Giant' Savage
0 (0%)
Phoebe 'Not Feeble' McQueen
0 (0%)
Maxine 'Things can only get better' Minniver
0 (0%)
Sienna 'Fruit Loops' Blake
0 (0%)
Patrick 'Ratprick' Blake
0 (0%)
Robbie 'Better than the other twin' Roscoe
0 (0%)
Freddie '

' Roscoe
Joe 'Boring' Roscoe
0 (0%)
Ziggy 'Arse-dust' Roscoe
0 (0%)
Lindsey 'Poor Lynsey replacement' Butterfield
Leela 'Never at work' Lomax
0 (0%)
Nico 'Please no speako' Blake
0 (0%)
Cameron 'Killer' Campbell
Kim 'Instant Psycho' Butterfield
0 (0%)
Dr. Charles 'Snugglepuss' S'Avage
Lockie 'If they're breathing, I'll have a crack at it' Campbell
Porsche 'No Turbo' McQueen
'Wonderful' Celine McQueen
Dylan 'Dude looks like a lady' Jenkins
0 (0%)
Cleo 'Renault' McQueen
0 (0%)
Simone 'Price-Slice dictator' Loveday
Zack 'Please don't come back' Loveday
Louis 'Who' Loveday
0 (0%)
Reenie 'Yet another' McQueen
0 (0%)
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The No Hollyoaks Saturday Thread: The Wonky Weekly Round Up
Originally Posted by
srhgts:
“Certainly not, it's why you fit in so well.
”
Aw I love my oaks family
Originally Posted by
Marianne_321:
“Chase is as sane as me!!!!!! 
”
You're very funny too
Originally Posted by
Chaseta:
“Yay I'll take that!
”
Don't. She's the craziest one in here

Originally Posted by
Chaseta:
“
Im the way god made me okay
”
Who am I to judge?
Originally Posted by
Skyfall:
“”
I'm not expecting much with this.
Originally Posted by
Marianne_321:
“We can't lose!!!
”
Cos we are the champions, we are the champions, no time for losers cos we are the champions ..of the world
Haha everyone did warn me about Madness! But how can you not love her
Youre not crazy , you just have a sense of humour thats what it is
Wouldn't be surprised if they killed someone covered it up and that's what their
is.
Originally Posted by
Chaseta:
“Aw I love my oaks family
”
I do too.
Originally Posted by
Chaseta:
“Haha everyone did warn me about Madness! But how can you not love her
Youre not crazy , you just have a sense of humour thats what it is
”
Marianne's adorably bonkers.
Originally Posted by srhgts:
“Marianne's adorably bonkers.”
She so is!
She'll love reading these compliments
Originally Posted by
Chaseta:
“Aw I love my oaks family
”
We are a loony lot
Originally Posted by
Chaseta:
“Haha everyone did warn me about Madness! But how can you not love her
Youre not crazy , you just have a sense of humour thats what it is
”
She has her moments
I just don't want to feed her ego

Originally Posted by
Skyfall:
“Wouldn't be surprised if they killed someone covered it up and that's what their is.”
It'll be something as bad as that.
Originally Posted by
srhgts:
“Heh, I can just imagine you doing that. I do tend to do cringey baby talk at mine because I'm just too cool. 
I'm not bothered about scratching except on one chair, and of course that's the only one they want to scratch!”
I'm as cool as you Daffy!! Baby talks a must & Trudie laps it up!!!! She also enjoys me scratching her head & chin.
She's also funny when she's telling me off, for example I opened the back door, but forgot to open the flap, so she couldn't get back in, when I remembered a few minutes later I opened the door & gave me a right b*llocking. She had a good old MEOW at me for forgetting!!
Originally Posted by cfc86:
“Chase is nuts. I however am sane.”
BIB Yeah & I'm a chiwawa!!!

Could be Lindsey is crazy like her sister Kim.
Originally Posted by Skyfall:
“Could be Lindsey is crazy like her sister Kim.”
or she had a fling with the roscoe mother
Originally Posted by
srhgts:
“
Lol, something like that!
Probably. Well they're drunk, I'm just strange.
Heh, I can just imagine you doing that. I do tend to do cringey baby talk at mine because I'm just too cool. 
I'm not bothered about scratching except on one chair, and of course that's the only one they want to scratch!”
Originally Posted by Marianne_321:
“I'm as cool as you Daffy!! Baby talks a must & Trudie laps it up!!!! She also enjoys me scratching her head & chin.
She's also funny when she's telling me off, for example I opened the back door, but forgot to open the flap, so she couldn't get back in, when I remembered a few minutes later I opened the door & gave me a right b*llocking. She had a good old MEOW at me for forgetting!!”
I do the baby talk too
My cat just follows me everywhere. I can't have a shower without her waiting outside and crying. She loves her butt scratched and if you don't pet fast enough she'll shout at you. When it's time for bed she will follow and jump on the bed then cuddle my feet before moving up to behind my legs. Lucky for me I don't move as when I last did she got up, gave the loudest meow then lay back down.
She is definitely the boss of me and gets away with everything because she's so cute. She knows it too and uses it to her advantage
Originally Posted by
Marianne_321:
“BIB Yeah & I'm a chiwawa!!! 
”
Called Harry

Originally Posted by Skyfall:
“Could be Lindsey is crazy like her sister Kim.”
That doesn't take much. She's with Freddie.
Originally Posted by ChelseaEllie:
“or she had a fling with the roscoe mother”
I wouldn't put it past Hollyoaks.
Originally Posted by
Chaseta:
“She so is!
She'll love reading these compliments
”
Originally Posted by Marianne_321:
“I'm as cool as you Daffy!! Baby talks a must & Trudie laps it up!!!! She also enjoys me scratching her head & chin.
She's also funny when she's telling me off, for example I opened the back door, but forgot to open the flap, so she couldn't get back in, when I remembered a few minutes later I opened the door & gave me a right b*llocking. She had a good old MEOW at me for forgetting!!”

Aww, cute.
Haha, I can imagine! Cat off-tellings are so funny, though. I love when Mione shouts at me, she's hilarious.
Originally Posted by
cfc86:
“Called Harry 

That doesn't take much. She's with Freddie.
I wouldn't put it past Hollyoaks.”
Would it be crazy if there are two gloved hand killers both female taking turns in killing and turned out to be Lindsey and Kim.
Originally Posted by
cfc86:
“I do the baby talk too 
My cat just follows me everywhere. I can't have a shower without her waiting outside and crying. She loves her butt scratched and if you don't pet fast enough she'll shout at you. When it's time for bed she will follow and jump on the bed then cuddle my feet before moving up to behind my legs. Lucky for me I don't move as when I last did she got up, gave the loudest meow then lay back down.
She is definitely the boss of me and gets away with everything because she's so cute. She knows it too and uses it to her advantage
”
Aww, the daft thing. Mine try to follow us into the loo but for some reason they're not interested when it's a shower. Weird.
Aww god, she sounds so cute. Wish mine would stay on the bed with us every night. Sometimes we can get Mione to do it but Moz won't stay the whole night.
Haha, that seems to be the case with all of us. They're clever sods and know exactly how to get round us, heh.
What's yours called?
Originally Posted by
Chaseta:
“Ooh I dont have any polka dot ones
time to go shopping!”
Never mind!!!
Maybe this will cheer you up!!! I don't know if you've had the pleasure of seeing this sexy pic of a Hollyoaks babe yet!!!

http://ept.xhcdn.com/000/048/257/409_160.jpg
Originally Posted by Skyfall:
“Would it be crazy if there are two gloved hand killers both female taking turns in killing and turned out to be Lindsey and Kim.”
and yet they have not killed Freddie? this is a massive waste
Originally Posted by
Marianne_321:
“Never mind!!!
Maybe this will cheer you up!!! I don't know if you've had the pleasure of seeing this sexy pic of a Hollyoaks babe yet!!!
http://ept.xhcdn.com/000/048/257/409_160.jpg”
thats horrific, I need bleach for my eyes
Originally Posted by
cfc86:
“Called Harry 
”
It was Henry actually!!! So there!!!!!!

Originally Posted by
Marianne_321:
“Never mind!!!
Maybe this will cheer you up!!! I don't know if you've had the pleasure of seeing this sexy pic of a Hollyoaks babe yet!!! 

http://ept.xhcdn.com/000/048/257/409_160.jpg”
Nooooo not that again! Evil!
Originally Posted by
srhgts:
“
Aww, the daft thing. Mine try to follow us into the loo but for some reason they're not interested when it's a shower. Weird.
Aww god, she sounds so cute. Wish mine would stay on the bed with us every night. Sometimes we can get Mione to do it but Moz won't stay the whole night.
Haha, that seems to be the case with all of us. They're clever sods and know exactly how to get round us, heh.
What's yours called?”
They're little buggers. Just as you're about to tell them off they go all kitten like and look at you with big eyes. How can you tell them off then?
They are smart though I agree. Lucky they are cute

Mine is called Lorenz. I have another called Binx but he's too old and lazy.