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View Poll Results: If you could choose ONE character to throw in the pond, never to return again?
Tony 'The Hutch' Hutchinson 2 4.00%
Cindy ' Drama' Cunningham 0 0%
'King' Jack Osborne 0 0%
Darren 'Dazzle' Osborne 0 0%
'Giant' Holly Cunningham 0 0%
Tom 'Grim Reaper' Cunningham 0 0%
Frankie 'Hankie-Pankie' Osborne 0 0%
Nancy 'Short-Arse' Osborne 2 4.00%
Ste 'Woe is me' Hay 1 2.00%
Mercedes 'Drives me round the Benz' McQueen 0 0%
Myra 'The cake isn't a lie' McQueen 0 0%
John-Paul 'Sorry Ste' McQueen 1 2.00%
Marlena 'Nana' 'Motability' McQueen 0 0%
'Is Harry on the boat?' Thompson 0 0%
Sinead ' Banshee' O'Connor 1 2.00%
Diane 'Moan Moan' O'Connor 6 12.00%
Esther Bloom(ing) 0 0%
Dirk 'Gentle Giant' Savage 0 0%
Phoebe 'Not Feeble' McQueen 0 0%
Maxine 'Things can only get better' Minniver 0 0%
Sienna 'Fruit Loops' Blake 0 0%
Patrick 'Ratprick' Blake 0 0%
Robbie 'Better than the other twin' Roscoe 0 0%
Freddie ' ' Roscoe 20 40.00%
Joe 'Boring' Roscoe 0 0%
Ziggy 'Arse-dust' Roscoe 0 0%
Lindsey 'Poor Lynsey replacement' Butterfield 1 2.00%
Peri 'Nandos' Lomax 2 4.00%
Tegan 'Teabag' Lomax 1 2.00%
Leela 'Never at work' Lomax 0 0%
Grace Black (Sheep) 1 2.00%
Nico 'Please no speako' Blake 0 0%
Cameron 'Killer' Campbell 4 8.00%
Kim 'Instant Psycho' Butterfield 0 0%
Dr. Charles 'Snugglepuss' S'Avage 1 2.00%
Lockie 'If they're breathing, I'll have a crack at it' Campbell 1 2.00%
Porsche 'No Turbo' McQueen 2 4.00%
'Wonderful' Celine McQueen 1 2.00%
Dylan 'Dude looks like a lady' Jenkins 0 0%
Cleo 'Renault' McQueen 0 0%
Simone 'Price-Slice dictator' Loveday 1 2.00%
Zack 'Please don't come back' Loveday 2 4.00%
Louis 'Who' Loveday 0 0%
Reenie 'Yet another' McQueen 0 0%
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Old 18-04-2015, 21:30
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Celine is fab, I hope they keep her away from Cameron. In fact all the fellas in oaks, none of them are right for her!
I suppose Joe just forgot Ziggy was his brother
Pfft Peri doesnt like anybody! Well unless they are leaving like she told them to, then its all "noo you cant go. How can you do this to me? I need ya"
And that's why I'm moving to Hollyoaks village as soon as I can
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Old 18-04-2015, 21:31
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WOW!! Wonky-Winky, I'm well impressed with Wonky's weekly roundup!!!
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Old 18-04-2015, 21:41
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And that's why I'm moving to Hollyoaks village as soon as I can
Omg shoutout to us will ya?
And pleasee be the gloved hand killer and kill of all those we hate (bye 90% of the cast) and you can be the hero of the village!
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Old 18-04-2015, 21:44
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WOW!! Wonky-Winky, I'm well impressed with Wonky's weekly roundup!!!
Thanks Marianne, I needed the Madness seal of approval!
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Old 18-04-2015, 21:46
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Omg shoutout to us will ya?
And pleasee be the gloved hand killer and kill of all those we hate (bye 90% of the cast) and you can be the hero of the village!
I'll try my best! I remember though years ago my mum always said I'm not allowed to go to Hollyoaks Village because I'd get murdered before I'm 25

But I'm 26 on Monday (feeling old now ) so I guess I'm good to go there!
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Old 18-04-2015, 21:59
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Joe and Lindsey never got married. I can't remember how many failed attempts they had, I tend to get them muddled up with Tony and Diane who had something ridiculous like 4 attempts before the successful sham wedding. Surely anyone else by that point would have got the message that it wasn't meant to be.
As a person struggling to afford to have one wedding and waiting several years for it it does annoy me to see the silliness in soaps about them. Oh nevermind that one's gone wrong, you can just rebook it for a week later or something. It's ludicrous. The amount of time, money, effort, sanity that goes into planning a wedding, it's hardly rearranging a trip to the cinema. I mean I don't exactly expect realism from Oaks (surely no one does?) but it's galling how there are so many weddings that get scrapped and rearranged like it's nothing. They seem to be organised in about half an hour, usually on a whim, of course with no mention of the declaration of intent to marry beforehand or anything like that.
Then there's that other soap staple; the marriage in order to con someone out of money. Also galling since I desperately want to do it for the right reasons. Aaaargh, it all just really gets on my nerves.

Daffy, You're soooo right!!! LOL!!

I personally would run for the hills rather than get married in Hollyoaks. Guaranteed some hideous reveal will happen on your wedding day. Usually it's the fact your beloved has had a bit of jiggy jiggs behind your back or is 'In Love' with someone else (most often a close family member). Other possibilities include a kidnap or murder, covering up a crime on the day or a literal train wreak!! *rolls eyes*

Awww, isn't wedded bliss great in Hollyoaks?
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Old 18-04-2015, 22:02
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I'll try my best! I remember though years ago my mum always said I'm not allowed to go to Hollyoaks Village because I'd get murdered before I'm 25

But I'm 26 on Monday (feeling old now ) so I guess I'm good to go there!
You must apply on Tuesday then!
Oh yay does this mean a thread party on Monday? Ill fetch the cake!
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Old 18-04-2015, 22:04
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I'll try my best! I remember though years ago my mum always said I'm not allowed to go to Hollyoaks Village because I'd get murdered before I'm 25

But I'm 26 on Monday (feeling old now ) so I guess I'm good to go there!
*blows raspberry & rolls eyes*

God you're practically decrepid!!! Do you have dentures too?
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Old 18-04-2015, 22:07
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Joe and Lindsey never got married. I can't remember how many failed attempts they had, I tend to get them muddled up with Tony and Diane who had something ridiculous like 4 attempts before the successful sham wedding. Surely anyone else by that point would have got the message that it wasn't meant to be.
As a person struggling to afford to have one wedding and waiting several years for it it does annoy me to see the silliness in soaps about them. Oh nevermind that one's gone wrong, you can just rebook it for a week later or something. It's ludicrous. The amount of time, money, effort, sanity that goes into planning a wedding, it's hardly rearranging a trip to the cinema. I mean I don't exactly expect realism from Oaks (surely no one does?) but it's galling how there are so many weddings that get scrapped and rearranged like it's nothing. They seem to be organised in about half an hour, usually on a whim, of course with no mention of the declaration of intent to marry beforehand or anything like that.
Then there's that other soap staple; the marriage in order to con someone out of money. Also galling since I desperately want to do it for the right reasons. Aaaargh, it all just really gets on my nerves.
The amount of weddings the show has you can forgive me for forgetting especially when it comes to that harlot.

Weddings mean nothing in soaps. They can afford it no problem and can have 6 in the case of Tony. Same with food or drink. They order then someone they don't like comes in and they just leave a whole plate of food or a full pint/wine. Another thing is someone claiming poverty but the next scene they are out in the bar or somewhere to eat. It's ridiculous.

Celine is fab, I hope they keep her away from Cameron. In fact all the fellas in oaks, none of them are right for her!
I suppose Joe just forgot Ziggy was his brother
Pfft Peri doesnt like anybody! Well unless they are leaving like she told them to, then its all "noo you cant go. How can you do this to me? I need ya"
Celine should be with me, Sienna, Porsche, Hot Bella and Peachy Arse (courtesy of Madness ).

Peri is an annoyance that wants you to leave then hated you for doing. Annoying [insert word]

And that's why I'm moving to Hollyoaks village as soon as I can
Oi!!!!!

I'll try my best! I remember though years ago my mum always said I'm not allowed to go to Hollyoaks Village because I'd get murdered before I'm 25

But I'm 26 on Monday (feeling old now ) so I guess I'm good to go there!
I would survive then (29)

Happy birthday for Monday
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Old 18-04-2015, 22:08
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I'll try my best! I remember though years ago my mum always said I'm not allowed to go to Hollyoaks Village because I'd get murdered before I'm 25

But I'm 26 on Monday (feeling old now ) so I guess I'm good to go there!
Your mum sounds like a laugh.

If it makes you feel any better (probably not) I'll be 31 next month.
I'm utterly horrified of course, I was 16 about half an hour ago. Where the **** has my life gone?
I'm kind of in denial about not being 20 something anymore, I knocked 3 years off on my DS profile.
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Old 18-04-2015, 22:09
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I didn't get in trouble today despite how much I drank fluid wise

Hot Bella may have a rival in Peachy Arse so she better come back
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Old 18-04-2015, 22:12
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I didn't get in trouble today despite how much I drank fluid wise

Hot Bella may have a rival in Peachy Arse so she better come back
How did it go today?

Wow, those two and Celine on the go, aren't we popular?
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Old 18-04-2015, 22:20
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I didn't get in trouble today despite how much I drank fluid wise

Hot Bella may have a rival in Peachy Arse so she better come back
Eyy up! Tbf peachy arse is a top name, will you be taking her name at your wedding?
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Old 18-04-2015, 22:22
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How did it go today?

Wow, those two and Celine on the go, aren't we popular?
Not bad. Peachy Arse did threaten to add an extra 30 minutes but I was already off

I have Celine, Porsche, Sienna, Hot Bella and Peachy Arse

By the way thank you Madness. Now when I see her I'll think of that name I better not call her that on Tuesday
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Old 18-04-2015, 22:22
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Ooooh I must be the baby of the thread! Im just the tender age of 18.
So i best stay away from Oaks for a few years yet!
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Old 18-04-2015, 22:25
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Eyy up! Tbf peachy arse is a top name, will you be taking her name at your wedding?
I'll be Chewy McQueen Blake Hot Bella Peachy Arse. Has a nice ring to it

Ooooh I must be the baby of the thread! Im just the tender age of 18.
So i best stay away from Oaks for a few years yet!
18? I feel so old
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Old 18-04-2015, 22:35
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I can't believe it!!! Someone actually voted to throw Snuggle Puss in the pond!!!!
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Old 18-04-2015, 22:37
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I didn't get in trouble today despite how much I drank fluid wise

Hot Bella may have a rival in Peachy Arse so she better come back
I think Snuggle pusses arse is also quite peachy!!!!!
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Old 18-04-2015, 22:38
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I'll be Chewy McQueen Blake Hot Bella Peachy Arse. Has a nice ring to it



18? I feel so old
Quickkk- trademark the name before Theresa nicks it for her next sprog!
Being old is great- grey hair is in fashion at the moment. Im not even joking people are dyeing their hair grey at like 17!
*oooops not that im saying you have grey hairs! Honest im not! Sugar, ill just dig myself a hole shall I...
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Old 18-04-2015, 22:39
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Not bad. Peachy Arse did threaten to add an extra 30 minutes but I was already off

I have Celine, Porsche, Sienna, Hot Bella and Peachy Arse

By the way thank you Madness. Now when I see her I'll think of that name I better not call her that on Tuesday
Glad it was ok. Why would she want to give you extra time? Sorry for my endless questions, I'm clueless…

Ah of course, a harem. Just watch out for Sienna abducting the others in jealousy...

Lol, I'd like to see her face if you did.


Ooooh I must be the baby of the thread! Im just the tender age of 18.
So i best stay away from Oaks for a few years yet!
*hobbles off on zimmer frame in disgust*
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Old 18-04-2015, 22:39
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I can't believe it!!! Someone actually voted to throw Snuggle Puss in the pond!!!!
No! Who would do such a thing?
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Old 18-04-2015, 22:41
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Why is there so many votes for MyCameron
I'm with you there!!! Poor Cam!!!
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Old 18-04-2015, 22:43
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No! Who would do such a thing?
Someone called SammyBond that's who!!!

Snuggle Puss is very special & well deserves a snuggle!!!
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Old 18-04-2015, 22:43
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Glad it was ok. Why would she want to give you extra time? Sorry for my endless questions, I'm clueless…

Ah of course, a harem. Just watch out for Sienna abducting the others in jealousy...

Lol, I'd like to see her face if you did.




*hobbles off on zimmer frame in disgust*

Well ill just say that I lied about my age to make myself feel young? Im not really 18 i swear
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Old 18-04-2015, 22:44
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Someone called SammyBond that's who!!!

Snuggle Puss is very special & well deserves a snuggle!!!
Its okay Madness hes got you thats all he needs!
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