Results:If you could choose ONE character to throw in the pond, never to return again?
Tony 'The Hutch' Hutchinson
Cindy ' Drama' Cunningham
0 (0%)
'King' Jack Osborne
0 (0%)
Darren 'Dazzle' Osborne
0 (0%)
'Giant' Holly Cunningham
0 (0%)
Tom 'Grim Reaper' Cunningham
0 (0%)
Frankie 'Hankie-Pankie' Osborne
0 (0%)
Nancy 'Short-Arse' Osborne
Mercedes 'Drives me round the Benz' McQueen
0 (0%)
Myra 'The cake isn't a lie' McQueen
0 (0%)
John-Paul 'Sorry Ste' McQueen
Marlena 'Nana' 'Motability' McQueen
0 (0%)
'Is Harry on the boat?' Thompson
0 (0%)
Sinead ' Banshee' O'Connor
Diane 'Moan Moan' O'Connor
Dirk 'Gentle Giant' Savage
0 (0%)
Phoebe 'Not Feeble' McQueen
0 (0%)
Maxine 'Things can only get better' Minniver
0 (0%)
Sienna 'Fruit Loops' Blake
0 (0%)
Patrick 'Ratprick' Blake
0 (0%)
Robbie 'Better than the other twin' Roscoe
0 (0%)
Freddie '
' Roscoe
Joe 'Boring' Roscoe
0 (0%)
Ziggy 'Arse-dust' Roscoe
0 (0%)
Lindsey 'Poor Lynsey replacement' Butterfield
Leela 'Never at work' Lomax
0 (0%)
Nico 'Please no speako' Blake
0 (0%)
Cameron 'Killer' Campbell
Kim 'Instant Psycho' Butterfield
0 (0%)
Dr. Charles 'Snugglepuss' S'Avage
Lockie 'If they're breathing, I'll have a crack at it' Campbell
Porsche 'No Turbo' McQueen
'Wonderful' Celine McQueen
Dylan 'Dude looks like a lady' Jenkins
0 (0%)
Cleo 'Renault' McQueen
0 (0%)
Simone 'Price-Slice dictator' Loveday
Zack 'Please don't come back' Loveday
Louis 'Who' Loveday
0 (0%)
Reenie 'Yet another' McQueen
0 (0%)
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The No Hollyoaks Saturday Thread: The Wonky Weekly Round Up
Originally Posted by
Chaseta:
“Celine is fab, I hope they keep her away from Cameron. In fact all the fellas in oaks, none of them are right for her!
I suppose Joe just forgot Ziggy was his brother 
Pfft Peri doesnt like anybody! Well unless they are leaving like she told them to, then its all "noo you cant go. How can you do this to me? I need ya"”
And that's why I'm moving to Hollyoaks village as soon as I can
Originally Posted by
DJ Jimmy:
“And that's why I'm moving to Hollyoaks village as soon as I can ”
Omg shoutout to us will ya?
And pleasee be the gloved hand killer and kill of all those we hate (bye 90% of the cast) and you can be the hero of the village!
Thanks Marianne, I needed the Madness seal of approval!
Originally Posted by
Chaseta:
“Omg shoutout to us will ya?
And pleasee be the gloved hand killer and kill of all those we hate (bye 90% of the cast) and you can be the hero of the village!”
I'll try my best! I remember though years ago my mum always said I'm not allowed to go to Hollyoaks Village because I'd get murdered before I'm 25
But I'm 26 on Monday (feeling old now
) so I guess I'm good to go there!
Originally Posted by srhgts:
“Joe and Lindsey never got married. I can't remember how many failed attempts they had, I tend to get them muddled up with Tony and Diane who had something ridiculous like 4 attempts before the successful sham wedding. Surely anyone else by that point would have got the message that it wasn't meant to be.
As a person struggling to afford to have one wedding and waiting several years for it it does annoy me to see the silliness in soaps about them. Oh nevermind that one's gone wrong, you can just rebook it for a week later or something. It's ludicrous. The amount of time, money, effort, sanity that goes into planning a wedding, it's hardly rearranging a trip to the cinema. I mean I don't exactly expect realism from Oaks (surely no one does?) but it's galling how there are so many weddings that get scrapped and rearranged like it's nothing. They seem to be organised in about half an hour, usually on a whim, of course with no mention of the declaration of intent to marry beforehand or anything like that.
Then there's that other soap staple; the marriage in order to con someone out of money. Also galling since I desperately want to do it for the right reasons. Aaaargh, it all just really gets on my nerves.”
Daffy, You're soooo right!!! LOL!!
I personally would run for the hills rather than get married in Hollyoaks. Guaranteed some hideous reveal will happen on your wedding day. Usually it's the fact your beloved has had a bit of jiggy jiggs behind your back or is 'In Love' with someone else (most often a close family member).
Other possibilities include a kidnap or murder, covering up a crime on the day or a literal train wreak!!
*rolls eyes*
Awww, isn't wedded bliss great in Hollyoaks?
Originally Posted by
DJ Jimmy:
“I'll try my best! I remember though years ago my mum always said I'm not allowed to go to Hollyoaks Village because I'd get murdered before I'm 25
But I'm 26 on Monday (feeling old now ) so I guess I'm good to go there! ”
You must apply on Tuesday then!
Oh yay does this mean a thread party on Monday? Ill fetch the cake!
Originally Posted by srhgts:
“Joe and Lindsey never got married. I can't remember how many failed attempts they had, I tend to get them muddled up with Tony and Diane who had something ridiculous like 4 attempts before the successful sham wedding. Surely anyone else by that point would have got the message that it wasn't meant to be.
As a person struggling to afford to have one wedding and waiting several years for it it does annoy me to see the silliness in soaps about them. Oh nevermind that one's gone wrong, you can just rebook it for a week later or something. It's ludicrous. The amount of time, money, effort, sanity that goes into planning a wedding, it's hardly rearranging a trip to the cinema. I mean I don't exactly expect realism from Oaks (surely no one does?) but it's galling how there are so many weddings that get scrapped and rearranged like it's nothing. They seem to be organised in about half an hour, usually on a whim, of course with no mention of the declaration of intent to marry beforehand or anything like that.
Then there's that other soap staple; the marriage in order to con someone out of money. Also galling since I desperately want to do it for the right reasons. Aaaargh, it all just really gets on my nerves.”
The amount of weddings the show has you can forgive me for forgetting especially when it comes to that harlot.
Weddings mean nothing in soaps. They can afford it no problem and can have 6 in the case of Tony. Same with food or drink. They order then someone they don't like comes in and they just leave a whole plate of food or a full pint/wine. Another thing is someone claiming poverty but the next scene they are out in the bar or somewhere to eat. It's ridiculous.
Originally Posted by
Chaseta:
“Celine is fab, I hope they keep her away from Cameron. In fact all the fellas in oaks, none of them are right for her!
I suppose Joe just forgot Ziggy was his brother
Pfft Peri doesnt like anybody! Well unless they are leaving like she told them to, then its all "noo you cant go. How can you do this to me? I need ya"”
Celine should be with me, Sienna, Porsche, Hot Bella and Peachy Arse (courtesy of Madness
).
Peri is an annoyance that wants you to leave then hated you for doing. Annoying [insert word]
Originally Posted by
DJ Jimmy:
“And that's why I'm moving to Hollyoaks village as soon as I can ”
Oi!!!!!
Originally Posted by
DJ Jimmy:
“I'll try my best! I remember though years ago my mum always said I'm not allowed to go to Hollyoaks Village because I'd get murdered before I'm 25
But I'm 26 on Monday (feeling old now ) so I guess I'm good to go there! ”
I would survive then
(29)
Happy birthday for Monday
I didn't get in trouble today despite how much I drank fluid wise
Hot Bella may have a rival in Peachy Arse so she better come back
Originally Posted by
cfc86:
“I didn't get in trouble today despite how much I drank fluid wise
Hot Bella may have a rival in Peachy Arse so she better come back ”
How did it go today?
Wow, those two
and Celine on the go, aren't we popular?
Originally Posted by
srhgts:
“How did it go today?
Wow, those two and Celine on the go, aren't we popular? ”
Not bad. Peachy Arse did threaten to add an extra 30 minutes but I was already off
I have Celine, Porsche, Sienna, Hot Bella and Peachy Arse
By the way thank you Madness. Now when I see her I'll think of that name
I better not call her that on Tuesday
Ooooh I must be the baby of the thread! Im just the tender age of 18.
So i best stay away from Oaks for a few years yet!
Originally Posted by
Chaseta:
“Eyy up! Tbf peachy arse is a top name, will you be taking her name at your wedding? ”
I'll be Chewy McQueen Blake Hot Bella Peachy Arse. Has a nice ring to it
Originally Posted by
Chaseta:
“Ooooh I must be the baby of the thread! Im just the tender age of 18.
So i best stay away from Oaks for a few years yet! ”
18? I feel so old
Originally Posted by
cfc86:
“I'll be Chewy McQueen Blake Hot Bella Peachy Arse. Has a nice ring to it
18? I feel so old ”
Quickkk- trademark the name before Theresa nicks it for her next sprog!
Being old is great- grey hair is in fashion at the moment. Im not even joking people are dyeing their hair grey at like 17!
*oooops not that im saying you have grey hairs! Honest im not! Sugar, ill just dig myself a hole shall I...
Glad it was ok. Why would she want to give you extra time? Sorry for my endless questions, I'm clueless…
Ah of course, a harem. Just watch out for Sienna abducting the others in jealousy...
Lol, I'd like to see her face if you did.
Originally Posted by
Chaseta:
“Ooooh I must be the baby of the thread! Im just the tender age of 18.
So i best stay away from Oaks for a few years yet! ”
*hobbles off on zimmer frame in disgust*
No! Who would do such a thing?
Originally Posted by
Chaseta:
“No! Who would do such a thing? ”
Someone called SammyBond that's who!!!
Snuggle Puss is very special & well deserves a snuggle!!!
Originally Posted by
srhgts:
“Glad it was ok. Why would she want to give you extra time? Sorry for my endless questions, I'm clueless…
Ah of course, a harem. Just watch out for Sienna abducting the others in jealousy...
Lol, I'd like to see her face if you did.
*hobbles off on zimmer frame in disgust* ”
Well ill just say that I lied about my age to make myself feel young? Im not really 18 i swear
Its okay Madness hes got you thats all he needs!
