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View Poll Results: If you could choose ONE character to throw in the pond, never to return again?
Tony 'The Hutch' Hutchinson 2 4.00%
Cindy ' Drama' Cunningham 0 0%
'King' Jack Osborne 0 0%
Darren 'Dazzle' Osborne 0 0%
'Giant' Holly Cunningham 0 0%
Tom 'Grim Reaper' Cunningham 0 0%
Frankie 'Hankie-Pankie' Osborne 0 0%
Nancy 'Short-Arse' Osborne 2 4.00%
Ste 'Woe is me' Hay 1 2.00%
Mercedes 'Drives me round the Benz' McQueen 0 0%
Myra 'The cake isn't a lie' McQueen 0 0%
John-Paul 'Sorry Ste' McQueen 1 2.00%
Marlena 'Nana' 'Motability' McQueen 0 0%
'Is Harry on the boat?' Thompson 0 0%
Sinead ' Banshee' O'Connor 1 2.00%
Diane 'Moan Moan' O'Connor 6 12.00%
Esther Bloom(ing) 0 0%
Dirk 'Gentle Giant' Savage 0 0%
Phoebe 'Not Feeble' McQueen 0 0%
Maxine 'Things can only get better' Minniver 0 0%
Sienna 'Fruit Loops' Blake 0 0%
Patrick 'Ratprick' Blake 0 0%
Robbie 'Better than the other twin' Roscoe 0 0%
Freddie ' ' Roscoe 20 40.00%
Joe 'Boring' Roscoe 0 0%
Ziggy 'Arse-dust' Roscoe 0 0%
Lindsey 'Poor Lynsey replacement' Butterfield 1 2.00%
Peri 'Nandos' Lomax 2 4.00%
Tegan 'Teabag' Lomax 1 2.00%
Leela 'Never at work' Lomax 0 0%
Grace Black (Sheep) 1 2.00%
Nico 'Please no speako' Blake 0 0%
Cameron 'Killer' Campbell 4 8.00%
Kim 'Instant Psycho' Butterfield 0 0%
Dr. Charles 'Snugglepuss' S'Avage 1 2.00%
Lockie 'If they're breathing, I'll have a crack at it' Campbell 1 2.00%
Porsche 'No Turbo' McQueen 2 4.00%
'Wonderful' Celine McQueen 1 2.00%
Dylan 'Dude looks like a lady' Jenkins 0 0%
Cleo 'Renault' McQueen 0 0%
Simone 'Price-Slice dictator' Loveday 1 2.00%
Zack 'Please don't come back' Loveday 2 4.00%
Louis 'Who' Loveday 0 0%
Reenie 'Yet another' McQueen 0 0%
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Old 18-04-2015, 22:45
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I can't believe it!!! Someone actually voted to throw Snuggle Puss in the pond!!!! cry:
Burn them at the stake

I think Snuggle pusses arse is also quite peachy!!!!!
Not like Peachy Arse. Hers could crack walnuts
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Old 18-04-2015, 22:46
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*hobbles off on zimmer frame in disgust*
Yup, 31!!! How do you cope!!!

It must be the late night Bingo sessions that keep you going? *rolls eyes*
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Old 18-04-2015, 22:50
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Thanks Marianne, I needed the Madness seal of approval!
Anything for you Wonky?
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Old 18-04-2015, 22:50
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Quickkk- trademark the name before Theresa nicks it for her next sprog!
Being old is great- grey hair is in fashion at the moment. Im not even joking people are dyeing their hair grey at like 17!
*oooops not that im saying you have grey hairs! Honest im not! Sugar, ill just dig myself a hole shall I...
I expect that to be baby number 3 now

I've so far aavoided the grey but it's a matterof time haha.

Glad it was ok. Why would she want to give you extra time? Sorry for my endless questions, I'm clueless…

Ah of course, a harem. Just watch out for Sienna abducting the others in jealousy...

Lol, I'd like to see her face if you did.




*hobbles off on zimmer frame in disgust*
She was only joking thankfully but they do extra if you can't keep your fluid restricted. Luckily I do somehow.

Sienna is a pussycat really

I better not drink the night before otherwise I will
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Old 18-04-2015, 22:51
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Not like Peachy Arse. Hers could crack walnuts
I really want to see her butt now myself!!!
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Old 18-04-2015, 22:52
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Burn them at the stake
Thank you Chewy!!!

You say the sweetest things!!! It warms my heart it really does!!!
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Old 18-04-2015, 22:55
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Celine should be with me, Sienna, Porsche, Hot Bella and Peachy Arse (courtesy of Madness ).
Thanks for the credit!!!
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Old 18-04-2015, 22:56
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I really want to see her butt now myself!!!
Unless there's a way to subtly take a picture of a butt you're just gonna have to trust me

Thank you Chewy!!!

You say the sweetest things!!! It warms my heart it really does!!!
I do try my best
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Old 18-04-2015, 22:57
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I really want to see her butt now myself!!!
Cmon Madness lets go have a look! We can help Chewy decide whos better for her
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Old 18-04-2015, 22:58
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Well ill just say that I lied about my age to make myself feel young? Im not really 18 i swear
Haha ok. I'll just think you're 48 cos that suits me better.

Yup, 31!!! How do you cope!!!

It must be the late night Bingo sessions that keep you going? *rolls eyes*
It's tough, I can tell you. Expecting my telegram from the queen any day now.


She was only joking thankfully but they do extra if you can't keep your fluid restricted. Luckily I do somehow.

Sienna is a pussycat really

I better not drink the night before otherwise I will
Oh, I see.

Well I guess there are less cat-like people, haha.

Aww, you could always say she'd misheard and you actually said… er… screechy cars?
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Old 18-04-2015, 22:59
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Cmon Madness lets go have a look! We can help Chewy decide whos better for her
I'd love too!!

Chase, did you know that Chewy has a fine, firm hairy butt herself?
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Old 18-04-2015, 23:01
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Unless there's a way to subtly take a picture of a butt you're just gonna have to trust me
Drop something on purpose that she'll need to pick up.
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Old 18-04-2015, 23:01
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It's tough, I can tell you. Expecting my telegram from the queen any day now.
Since I'm 234 years old I've already had a few!!!
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Old 18-04-2015, 23:03
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Haha ok. I'll just think you're 48 cos that suits me better.



It's tough, I can tell you. Expecting my telegram from the queen any day now.




Oh, I see.

Well I guess there are less cat-like people, haha.

Aww, you could always say she'd misheard and you actually said… er… screechy cars?
Wow im older than my mum!
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Old 18-04-2015, 23:03
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Drop something on purpose that she'll need to pick up.
Ooh yeah........ Good idea Daffy!!
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Old 18-04-2015, 23:04
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I'd love too!!

Chase, did you know that Chewy has a fine, firm hairy butt herself?
This is the first im hearing of it
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Old 18-04-2015, 23:04
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Just to say, thanks nutters for keeping everything going. I'm out at the moment, and I'll catch up when I get home
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Old 18-04-2015, 23:05
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*blows raspberry & rolls eyes*

God you're practically decrepid!!! Do you have dentures too?
Fixodent adverts are my main source of fun these days
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Old 18-04-2015, 23:06
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I didn't get in trouble today despite how much I drank fluid wise
Warm milk is fine Chewy!!!
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Old 18-04-2015, 23:07
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Since I'm 234 years old I've already had a few!!!
Haha I knew you must be so incredibly ancient that you'd make me feel like a foetus in comparison.


Wow im older than my mum!
Well these things do happen!
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Old 18-04-2015, 23:09
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Just to say, thanks nutters for keeping everything going. I'm out at the moment, and I'll catch up when I get home
Tut you went out when we all made the effort to be here
We will let you off though of course!
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Old 18-04-2015, 23:10
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Just to say, thanks nutters for keeping everything going. I'm out at the moment, and I'll catch up when I get home
No probs mr Wonky Winky social butterfly, we'll keep the thread warm for you.
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Old 18-04-2015, 23:11
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Haha I knew you must be so incredibly ancient that you'd make me feel like a foetus in comparison.




Well these things do happen!
Im glad someone gets it!
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Old 18-04-2015, 23:12
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This is the first im hearing of it
Really? She has the most fabulous hairy butt!! It really is worth drooling over!!!!


This actually is the sound of Chewy serenading Hot Bella? It's so beautiful I never get tired of hearing it!!!

http://www.google.co.uk/url?sa=t&rct...,d.d2s&cad=rja
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Old 18-04-2015, 23:15
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Cmon Madness lets go have a look! We can help Chewy decide whos better for her
Hot Bella does have a nice butt too

Haha ok. I'll just think you're 48 cos that suits me better.



It's tough, I can tell you. Expecting my telegram from the queen any day now.




Oh, I see.

Well I guess there are less cat-like people, haha.

Aww, you could always say she'd misheard and you actually said… er… screechy cars?
I don't think she'll believe me

I'd love too!!

Chase, did you know that Chewy has a fine, firm hairy butt herself?
Not anymore

Drop something on purpose that she'll need to pick up.
Ooh yeah........ Good idea Daffy!!
You two are so bad
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