Results:If you could choose ONE character to throw in the pond, never to return again?
Tony 'The Hutch' Hutchinson
Cindy ' Drama' Cunningham
0 (0%)
'King' Jack Osborne
0 (0%)
Darren 'Dazzle' Osborne
0 (0%)
'Giant' Holly Cunningham
0 (0%)
Tom 'Grim Reaper' Cunningham
0 (0%)
Frankie 'Hankie-Pankie' Osborne
0 (0%)
Nancy 'Short-Arse' Osborne
Mercedes 'Drives me round the Benz' McQueen
0 (0%)
Myra 'The cake isn't a lie' McQueen
0 (0%)
John-Paul 'Sorry Ste' McQueen
Marlena 'Nana' 'Motability' McQueen
0 (0%)
'Is Harry on the boat?' Thompson
0 (0%)
Sinead ' Banshee' O'Connor
Diane 'Moan Moan' O'Connor
Dirk 'Gentle Giant' Savage
0 (0%)
Phoebe 'Not Feeble' McQueen
0 (0%)
Maxine 'Things can only get better' Minniver
0 (0%)
Sienna 'Fruit Loops' Blake
0 (0%)
Patrick 'Ratprick' Blake
0 (0%)
Robbie 'Better than the other twin' Roscoe
0 (0%)
Freddie '
' Roscoe
Joe 'Boring' Roscoe
0 (0%)
Ziggy 'Arse-dust' Roscoe
0 (0%)
Lindsey 'Poor Lynsey replacement' Butterfield
Leela 'Never at work' Lomax
0 (0%)
Nico 'Please no speako' Blake
0 (0%)
Cameron 'Killer' Campbell
Kim 'Instant Psycho' Butterfield
0 (0%)
Dr. Charles 'Snugglepuss' S'Avage
Lockie 'If they're breathing, I'll have a crack at it' Campbell
Porsche 'No Turbo' McQueen
'Wonderful' Celine McQueen
Dylan 'Dude looks like a lady' Jenkins
0 (0%)
Cleo 'Renault' McQueen
0 (0%)
Simone 'Price-Slice dictator' Loveday
Zack 'Please don't come back' Loveday
Louis 'Who' Loveday
0 (0%)
Reenie 'Yet another' McQueen
0 (0%)
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The No Hollyoaks Saturday Thread: The Wonky Weekly Round Up
Burn them at the stake
Not like Peachy Arse. Hers could crack walnuts
Originally Posted by Chaseta:
“Quickkk- trademark the name before Theresa nicks it for her next sprog!
Being old is great- grey hair is in fashion at the moment. Im not even joking people are dyeing their hair grey at like 17!
*oooops not that im saying you have grey hairs! Honest im not! Sugar, ill just dig myself a hole shall I...”
I expect that to be baby number 3 now
I've so far aavoided the grey but it's a matterof time haha.
Originally Posted by
srhgts:
“Glad it was ok. Why would she want to give you extra time? Sorry for my endless questions, I'm clueless…
Ah of course, a harem. Just watch out for Sienna abducting the others in jealousy...
Lol, I'd like to see her face if you did.
*hobbles off on zimmer frame in disgust* 
”
She was only joking thankfully but they do extra if you can't keep your fluid restricted. Luckily I do somehow.
Sienna is a pussycat really
I better not drink the night before otherwise I will
Originally Posted by
cfc86:
“Not like Peachy Arse. Hers could crack walnuts ”
I really want to see her butt now myself!!!
Originally Posted by
cfc86:
“Burn them at the stake ”
Thank you Chewy!!!
You say the sweetest things!!! It warms my heart it really does!!!
Originally Posted by
Marianne_321:
“I really want to see her butt now myself!!! ”
Cmon Madness lets go have a look! We can help Chewy decide whos better for her
Originally Posted by
Chaseta:
“
Well ill just say that I lied about my age to make myself feel young? Im not really 18 i swear ”
Haha ok. I'll just think you're 48 cos that suits me better.
Originally Posted by Marianne_321:
“Yup, 31!!! How do you cope!!!
It must be the late night Bingo sessions that keep you going? *rolls eyes*”
It's tough, I can tell you. Expecting my telegram from the queen any day now.
Originally Posted by
cfc86:
“She was only joking thankfully but they do extra if you can't keep your fluid restricted. Luckily I do somehow.
Sienna is a pussycat really
I better not drink the night before otherwise I will ”
Oh, I see.
Well I guess there are less cat-like people, haha.
Aww, you could always say she'd misheard and you actually said… er… screechy cars?
Originally Posted by Chaseta:
“Cmon Madness lets go have a look! We can help Chewy decide whos better for her”
I'd love too!!
Chase, did you know that Chewy has a fine, firm hairy butt herself?
Originally Posted by
cfc86:
“Unless there's a way to subtly take a picture of a butt you're just gonna have to trust me ”
Drop something on purpose that she'll need to pick up.
Originally Posted by
srhgts:
“It's tough, I can tell you. Expecting my telegram from the queen any day now. ”
Since I'm 234 years old I've already had a few!!!
Originally Posted by
srhgts:
“Haha ok. I'll just think you're 48 cos that suits me better.
It's tough, I can tell you. Expecting my telegram from the queen any day now.
Oh, I see.
Well I guess there are less cat-like people, haha.
Aww, you could always say she'd misheard and you actually said… er… screechy cars?”
Wow im older than my mum!
Originally Posted by
srhgts:
“Drop something on purpose that she'll need to pick up. ”
Ooh yeah........ Good idea Daffy!!
Originally Posted by
Marianne_321:
“I'd love too!!
Chase, did you know that Chewy has a fine, firm hairy butt herself? ”
This is the first im hearing of it
Just to say, thanks nutters for keeping everything going. I'm out at the moment, and I'll catch up when I get home
Fixodent adverts are my main source of fun these days
Originally Posted by
cfc86:
“I didn't get in trouble today despite how much I drank fluid wise ”
Warm milk is fine Chewy!!!
Originally Posted by
Marianne_321:
“Since I'm 234 years old I've already had a few!!! ”
Haha I knew you must be so incredibly ancient that you'd make me feel like a foetus in comparison.
Originally Posted by
Chaseta:
“Wow im older than my mum! ”
Well these things do happen!
Originally Posted by
DJ Jimmy:
“Just to say, thanks nutters for keeping everything going. I'm out at the moment, and I'll catch up when I get home ”
Tut you went out when we all made the effort to be here
We will let you off though of course!
Originally Posted by
DJ Jimmy:
“Just to say, thanks nutters for keeping everything going. I'm out at the moment, and I'll catch up when I get home ”
No probs mr Wonky Winky social butterfly, we'll keep the thread warm for you.
Im glad someone gets it!
Originally Posted by Chaseta:
“Cmon Madness lets go have a look! We can help Chewy decide whos better for her”
Hot Bella does have a nice butt too
Originally Posted by
srhgts:
“Haha ok. I'll just think you're 48 cos that suits me better.
It's tough, I can tell you. Expecting my telegram from the queen any day now.
Oh, I see.
Well I guess there are less cat-like people, haha.
Aww, you could always say she'd misheard and you actually said… er… screechy cars?”
I don't think she'll believe me
Originally Posted by
Marianne_321:
“I'd love too!!
Chase, did you know that Chewy has a fine, firm hairy butt herself? ”
Not anymore
Originally Posted by
srhgts:
“Drop something on purpose that she'll need to pick up. ”
Originally Posted by
Marianne_321:
“Ooh yeah........ Good idea Daffy!! ”
You two are so bad
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