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View Poll Results: If you could choose ONE character to throw in the pond, never to return again?
Tony 'The Hutch' Hutchinson 2 4.00%
Cindy ' Drama' Cunningham 0 0%
'King' Jack Osborne 0 0%
Darren 'Dazzle' Osborne 0 0%
'Giant' Holly Cunningham 0 0%
Tom 'Grim Reaper' Cunningham 0 0%
Frankie 'Hankie-Pankie' Osborne 0 0%
Nancy 'Short-Arse' Osborne 2 4.00%
Ste 'Woe is me' Hay 1 2.00%
Mercedes 'Drives me round the Benz' McQueen 0 0%
Myra 'The cake isn't a lie' McQueen 0 0%
John-Paul 'Sorry Ste' McQueen 1 2.00%
Marlena 'Nana' 'Motability' McQueen 0 0%
'Is Harry on the boat?' Thompson 0 0%
Sinead ' Banshee' O'Connor 1 2.00%
Diane 'Moan Moan' O'Connor 6 12.00%
Esther Bloom(ing) 0 0%
Dirk 'Gentle Giant' Savage 0 0%
Phoebe 'Not Feeble' McQueen 0 0%
Maxine 'Things can only get better' Minniver 0 0%
Sienna 'Fruit Loops' Blake 0 0%
Patrick 'Ratprick' Blake 0 0%
Robbie 'Better than the other twin' Roscoe 0 0%
Freddie ' ' Roscoe 20 40.00%
Joe 'Boring' Roscoe 0 0%
Ziggy 'Arse-dust' Roscoe 0 0%
Lindsey 'Poor Lynsey replacement' Butterfield 1 2.00%
Peri 'Nandos' Lomax 2 4.00%
Tegan 'Teabag' Lomax 1 2.00%
Leela 'Never at work' Lomax 0 0%
Grace Black (Sheep) 1 2.00%
Nico 'Please no speako' Blake 0 0%
Cameron 'Killer' Campbell 4 8.00%
Kim 'Instant Psycho' Butterfield 0 0%
Dr. Charles 'Snugglepuss' S'Avage 1 2.00%
Lockie 'If they're breathing, I'll have a crack at it' Campbell 1 2.00%
Porsche 'No Turbo' McQueen 2 4.00%
'Wonderful' Celine McQueen 1 2.00%
Dylan 'Dude looks like a lady' Jenkins 0 0%
Cleo 'Renault' McQueen 0 0%
Simone 'Price-Slice dictator' Loveday 1 2.00%
Zack 'Please don't come back' Loveday 2 4.00%
Louis 'Who' Loveday 0 0%
Reenie 'Yet another' McQueen 0 0%
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Old 18-04-2015, 23:15
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Haha I knew you must be so incredibly ancient that you'd make me feel like a foetus in comparison.
Cheeky!! I'll have you know I look fabulous hun & still have my own teeth!!!
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Old 18-04-2015, 23:18
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Sienna is a pussycat really
There's only one pussy in town & we all know who that is, don't we? *arches eyebrow*
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Old 18-04-2015, 23:20
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Just to say, thanks nutters for keeping everything going. I'm out at the moment, and I'll catch up when I get home
Please bring me back a present Wonky-Winky? Something that will bring a smile to my face!!!
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Old 18-04-2015, 23:20
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This is the first im hearing of it
She lies

Just to say, thanks nutters for keeping everything going. I'm out at the moment, and I'll catch up when I get home
Dirty stop out

Warm milk is fine Chewy!!!
Maybe when I'm 30

Really? She has the most fabulous hairy butt!! It really is worth drooling over!!!!


This actually is the sound of Chewy serenading Hot Bella? It's so beautiful I never get tired of hearing it!!!

http://www.google.co.uk/url?sa=t&rct...,d.d2s&cad=rja
This is why the ladies love me
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Old 18-04-2015, 23:21
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Hot Bella does have a nice butt too


You two are so bad
Pics or it didn't happen.

I know.
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Old 18-04-2015, 23:21
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Fixodent adverts are my main source of fun these days
I love that's your living life in the fast lane!!!
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Old 18-04-2015, 23:23
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Cheeky!! I'll have you know I look fabulous hun & still have my own teeth!!!
But do you have all your hair? How many facelifts have you had, huh?

Please bring me back a present Wonky-Winky? Something that will bring a smile to my face!!!
Snugglepuss!

Maybe when I'm 30
*cries*
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Old 18-04-2015, 23:27
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Chewy, Wonky-Winky, I hate to break this news to you but someone has now voted to throw your Celine in the pond!!!
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Old 18-04-2015, 23:29
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Pics or it didn't happen.

I know.
I can only try

But do you have all your hair? How many facelifts have you had, huh?



Snugglepuss!



*cries*
If it means anything I feel 80

Chewy, Wonky-Winky, I hate to break this news to you but someone has now voted to throw your Celine in the pond!!!
Who?
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Old 18-04-2015, 23:34
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Carm down hun, 31 is not the end of the world!!! LOL!!

So what if you're getting older, getting closer to meeting your maker, having wrinkles & possible bladder issues, you're alive right now aren't you?

Hope that's cheered you up hun!!!
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Old 18-04-2015, 23:40
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But do you have all your hair? How many facelifts have you had, huh?
Hey, I've still got it hun!!! I have my blonde hair, original face & teeth, thankyou very much!!!!!

*blows raspberry in Daffy's direction* Whoops!!!
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Old 18-04-2015, 23:42
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I can only try


If it means anything I feel 80


I do too really. I mean, I don't mean to trivialise your situation, nothing wrong with me is nearly as serious. I have a couple of things that make me feel quite ropey long term though.


Carm down hun, 31 is not the end of the world!!! LOL!!

So what if you're getting older, getting closer to meeting your maker, having wrinkles & possible bladder issues, you're alive now aren't you?

Hope that's cheered you up hun!!!

Heeeey, I'm still 30 for another couple of weeks!
Oh yes, I feel much better now!
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Old 18-04-2015, 23:42
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Carm down hun, 31 is not the end of the world!!! LOL!!

So what if you're getting older, getting closer to meeting your maker, having wrinkles & possible bladder issues, you're alive right now aren't you?

Hope that's cheered you up hun!!!
You're very comforting
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Old 18-04-2015, 23:45
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Hey, I've still got it hun!!! I have my blonde hair, original face & teeth, thankyou very much!!!!!

*blows raspberry in Daffy's direction* Whoops!!!

Yeah yeah, a likely story...

The cheek of you! *strops off*
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Old 18-04-2015, 23:47
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Get your bingo dabbers ready!
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Old 18-04-2015, 23:51
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Really? She has the most fabulous hairy butt!! It really is worth drooling over!!!!


This actually is the sound of Chewy serenading Hot Bella? It's so beautiful I never get tired of hearing it!!!

http://www.google.co.uk/url?sa=t&rct...,d.d2s&cad=rja
Now that brought tears to my eyes! Why does no one ever serenade like that for me
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Old 18-04-2015, 23:51
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Old 18-04-2015, 23:54
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Madness are you lying?!
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Old 18-04-2015, 23:55
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I do too really. I mean, I don't mean to trivialise your situation, nothing wrong with me is nearly as serious. I have a couple of things that make me feel quite ropey long term though.





Heeeey, I'm still 30 for another couple of weeks!
Oh yes, I feel much better now!
I've felt old before then. I feel 21 but then I see an 18 year old and I just feel like "you're old"
What like? If you don't mind me asking?
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Old 18-04-2015, 23:56
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That is brilliant Winter!!!

Snuggle Puss looks devine btw, but I've got to say that's the best pic I've seen of Freddie's stare to date!! It had me LOLing as well!!!
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Old 18-04-2015, 23:57
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I do too really. I mean, I don't mean to trivialise your situation, nothing wrong with me is nearly as serious. I have a couple of things that make me feel quite ropey long term though.
Same here 18 (er I mean 48!) going on 98! But we all got each other, we're one big Oaks family
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Old 18-04-2015, 23:57
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Haha. Brilliant

Now that brought tears to my eyes! Why does no one ever serenade like that for me
It's no wonder I'm popular

Madness are you lying?!
Yes
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Old 19-04-2015, 00:01
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Madness are you lying?!
http://www.google.co.uk/url?sa=t&rct...91071109,d.d2s

Chewy is just a wee bit shy of her attributes is all!!!
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Old 19-04-2015, 00:01
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Haha. Brilliant



It's no wonder I'm popular



Yes
I know , youve got some serious talent going on! Maybe thats why Celine liked Cameron cos he sounds a bit whiny and doesnt make much sense (unlike your beautiful serenade, im getting emotional just thinking about it!)
MADNESS I-i-i can't believe you would lie to me ill blame the fact you were distraught that someone wants to throw snuggle puss in the pond!
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