Results:If you could choose ONE character to throw in the pond, never to return again?
Tony 'The Hutch' Hutchinson
Cindy ' Drama' Cunningham
0 (0%)
'King' Jack Osborne
0 (0%)
Darren 'Dazzle' Osborne
0 (0%)
'Giant' Holly Cunningham
0 (0%)
Tom 'Grim Reaper' Cunningham
0 (0%)
Frankie 'Hankie-Pankie' Osborne
0 (0%)
Nancy 'Short-Arse' Osborne
Mercedes 'Drives me round the Benz' McQueen
0 (0%)
Myra 'The cake isn't a lie' McQueen
0 (0%)
John-Paul 'Sorry Ste' McQueen
Marlena 'Nana' 'Motability' McQueen
0 (0%)
'Is Harry on the boat?' Thompson
0 (0%)
Sinead ' Banshee' O'Connor
Diane 'Moan Moan' O'Connor
Dirk 'Gentle Giant' Savage
0 (0%)
Phoebe 'Not Feeble' McQueen
0 (0%)
Maxine 'Things can only get better' Minniver
0 (0%)
Sienna 'Fruit Loops' Blake
0 (0%)
Patrick 'Ratprick' Blake
0 (0%)
Robbie 'Better than the other twin' Roscoe
0 (0%)
Freddie '
' Roscoe
Joe 'Boring' Roscoe
0 (0%)
Ziggy 'Arse-dust' Roscoe
0 (0%)
Lindsey 'Poor Lynsey replacement' Butterfield
Leela 'Never at work' Lomax
0 (0%)
Nico 'Please no speako' Blake
0 (0%)
Cameron 'Killer' Campbell
Kim 'Instant Psycho' Butterfield
0 (0%)
Dr. Charles 'Snugglepuss' S'Avage
Lockie 'If they're breathing, I'll have a crack at it' Campbell
Porsche 'No Turbo' McQueen
'Wonderful' Celine McQueen
Dylan 'Dude looks like a lady' Jenkins
0 (0%)
Cleo 'Renault' McQueen
0 (0%)
Simone 'Price-Slice dictator' Loveday
Zack 'Please don't come back' Loveday
Louis 'Who' Loveday
0 (0%)
Reenie 'Yet another' McQueen
0 (0%)
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The No Hollyoaks Saturday Thread: The Wonky Weekly Round Up
Originally Posted by
cfc86:
“Sienna is a pussycat really 
”
There's only one pussy in town & we all know who that is, don't we?
*arches eyebrow* 
Originally Posted by
DJ Jimmy:
“Just to say, thanks nutters for keeping everything going. I'm out at the moment, and I'll catch up when I get home 
”
Please bring me back a present Wonky-Winky? Something that will bring a smile to my face!!!
Originally Posted by
Chaseta:
“This is the first im hearing of it ”
She lies
Originally Posted by
DJ Jimmy:
“Just to say, thanks nutters for keeping everything going. I'm out at the moment, and I'll catch up when I get home ”
Dirty stop out
Originally Posted by
Marianne_321:
“Warm milk is fine Chewy!!! ”
Maybe when I'm 30
Originally Posted by
Marianne_321:
“Really? She has the most fabulous hairy butt!! It really is worth drooling over!!!! 
This actually is the sound of Chewy serenading Hot Bella? It's so beautiful I never get tired of hearing it!!!
http://www.google.co.uk/url?sa=t&rct...,d.d2s&cad=rja”
This is why the ladies love me
Originally Posted by
cfc86:
“Hot Bella does have a nice butt too
You two are so bad ”
Pics or it didn't happen.
I know.
Originally Posted by
DJ Jimmy:
“Fixodent adverts are my main source of fun these days ”
I love that's your living life in the fast lane!!!
Originally Posted by
Marianne_321:
“Cheeky!! I'll have you know I look fabulous hun & still have my own teeth!!! ”
But do you have all your hair? How many facelifts have you had, huh?
Originally Posted by
Marianne_321:
“Please bring me back a present Wonky-Winky? Something that will bring a smile to my face!!! ”
Snugglepuss!
Originally Posted by
cfc86:
“Maybe when I'm 30 ”
*cries*
Originally Posted by
srhgts:
“Pics or it didn't happen.
I know. ”
I can only try
Originally Posted by
srhgts:
“But do you have all your hair? How many facelifts have you had, huh?
Snugglepuss!
*cries*”
If it means anything I feel 80
Originally Posted by
Marianne_321:
“Chewy, Wonky-Winky, I hate to break this news to you but someone has now voted to throw your Celine in the pond!!! 
”
Who?
Originally Posted by srhgts:
“*cries*”
Carm down hun, 31 is not the end of the world!!! LOL!!
So what if you're getting older, getting closer to meeting your maker, having wrinkles & possible bladder issues, you're alive right now aren't you?
Hope that's cheered you up hun!!!
Originally Posted by
srhgts:
“But do you have all your hair? How many facelifts have you had, huh? ”
Hey, I've still got it hun!!! I have my blonde hair, original face & teeth, thankyou very much!!!!!
*blows raspberry in Daffy's direction* Whoops!!!
Originally Posted by
cfc86:
“I can only try
If it means anything I feel 80 ”
I do too really. I mean, I don't mean to trivialise your situation, nothing wrong with me is nearly as serious. I have a couple of things that make me feel quite ropey long term though.
Heeeey, I'm still 30 for another couple of weeks!
Oh yes, I feel much better now!
You're very comforting
Yeah yeah, a likely story...
The cheek of you! *strops off*
Now that brought tears to my eyes! Why does no one ever serenade like that for me
Originally Posted by
cfc86:
“She lies
”
Madness are you lying?!
Originally Posted by
srhgts:
“
I do too really. I mean, I don't mean to trivialise your situation, nothing wrong with me is nearly as serious. I have a couple of things that make me feel quite ropey long term though.
Heeeey, I'm still 30 for another couple of weeks!
Oh yes, I feel much better now! ”
I've felt old before then. I feel 21 but then I see an 18 year old and I just feel like "you're old"
What like? If you don't mind me asking?
Originally Posted by
winter99:
“Get your bingo dabbers ready!”
That is brilliant Winter!!!
Snuggle Puss looks devine btw, but I've got to say that's the best pic I've seen of Freddie's stare to date!! It had me LOLing as well!!!
Originally Posted by
srhgts:
“
I do too really. I mean, I don't mean to trivialise your situation, nothing wrong with me is nearly as serious. I have a couple of things that make me feel quite ropey long term though. ”
Same here 18 (er I mean 48!) going on 98! But we all got each other, we're one big Oaks family
Originally Posted by
winter99:
“Get your bingo dabbers ready!”
Haha. Brilliant
Originally Posted by
Chaseta:
“Now that brought tears to my eyes! Why does no one ever serenade like that for me ”
It's no wonder I'm popular
Originally Posted by
Chaseta:
“Madness are you lying?! ”
Yes
Originally Posted by
cfc86:
“Haha. Brilliant
It's no wonder I'm popular
Yes ”
I know , youve got some serious talent going on! Maybe thats why Celine liked Cameron cos he sounds a bit whiny and doesnt make much sense (unlike your beautiful serenade, im getting emotional just thinking about it!)
MADNESS I-i-i can't believe you would lie to me
ill blame the fact you were distraught that someone wants to throw snuggle puss in the pond!
