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View Poll Results: If you could choose ONE character to throw in the pond, never to return again?
Tony 'The Hutch' Hutchinson 2 4.00%
Cindy ' Drama' Cunningham 0 0%
'King' Jack Osborne 0 0%
Darren 'Dazzle' Osborne 0 0%
'Giant' Holly Cunningham 0 0%
Tom 'Grim Reaper' Cunningham 0 0%
Frankie 'Hankie-Pankie' Osborne 0 0%
Nancy 'Short-Arse' Osborne 2 4.00%
Ste 'Woe is me' Hay 1 2.00%
Mercedes 'Drives me round the Benz' McQueen 0 0%
Myra 'The cake isn't a lie' McQueen 0 0%
John-Paul 'Sorry Ste' McQueen 1 2.00%
Marlena 'Nana' 'Motability' McQueen 0 0%
'Is Harry on the boat?' Thompson 0 0%
Sinead ' Banshee' O'Connor 1 2.00%
Diane 'Moan Moan' O'Connor 6 12.00%
Esther Bloom(ing) 0 0%
Dirk 'Gentle Giant' Savage 0 0%
Phoebe 'Not Feeble' McQueen 0 0%
Maxine 'Things can only get better' Minniver 0 0%
Sienna 'Fruit Loops' Blake 0 0%
Patrick 'Ratprick' Blake 0 0%
Robbie 'Better than the other twin' Roscoe 0 0%
Freddie ' ' Roscoe 20 40.00%
Joe 'Boring' Roscoe 0 0%
Ziggy 'Arse-dust' Roscoe 0 0%
Lindsey 'Poor Lynsey replacement' Butterfield 1 2.00%
Peri 'Nandos' Lomax 2 4.00%
Tegan 'Teabag' Lomax 1 2.00%
Leela 'Never at work' Lomax 0 0%
Grace Black (Sheep) 1 2.00%
Nico 'Please no speako' Blake 0 0%
Cameron 'Killer' Campbell 4 8.00%
Kim 'Instant Psycho' Butterfield 0 0%
Dr. Charles 'Snugglepuss' S'Avage 1 2.00%
Lockie 'If they're breathing, I'll have a crack at it' Campbell 1 2.00%
Porsche 'No Turbo' McQueen 2 4.00%
'Wonderful' Celine McQueen 1 2.00%
Dylan 'Dude looks like a lady' Jenkins 0 0%
Cleo 'Renault' McQueen 0 0%
Simone 'Price-Slice dictator' Loveday 1 2.00%
Zack 'Please don't come back' Loveday 2 4.00%
Louis 'Who' Loveday 0 0%
Reenie 'Yet another' McQueen 0 0%
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Old 19-04-2015, 01:26
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Your brother's tone deaf, don't listen to him Chase!!!
You know what you're so right Madness! Thanks for the support hun *breaks into song*
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Old 19-04-2015, 01:27
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I was unable to vote in the poll, owing to the absence of Theresa 'Blow-Up Doll' McQueen from the list.
That's not fair. Blow up dolls can be useful for some people. I don't remember Theresa ever being useful.
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Old 19-04-2015, 01:27
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Phew im glad im not alone! I thought she was hired to be in the music video the first time I saw a bit of it
Lol I did too... I thought oh that's weird, she's not exactly some international superstar.
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Old 19-04-2015, 01:28
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That's what they all say
I say it because it's true!!!
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Old 19-04-2015, 01:29
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Pipe down Henry



I think so too. Whenever I see an advert I'm sure it's Esther.



At least Cindy won't call him Dazzle
Maybe it is in fact Esther and shes leading a double life?
After all she saw what happens when you use hollyoaks to promote your music -you turn into Liberty
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Old 19-04-2015, 01:31
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Cant believe it
I think what happened was that Freddie (or Rather Charlie who plays him!) created an account and saw he was about to walk the plank so he threw in a distraction and voted for snuggle puss!
Great theory!!! Why oh why, did I not see it before!!!
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Old 19-04-2015, 01:31
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Lol I did too... I thought oh that's weird, she's not exactly some international superstar.
Ha ha i know gosh! The dress sense is similar too
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Old 19-04-2015, 01:35
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Great theory!!! Why oh why, did I not see it before!!!
You were too distraught, dont worry we wont let it happen to him again! Not unless Lindsey is creating her account right now to prove how much she loves Freddie *barf*
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Old 19-04-2015, 01:38
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I would pay to see that!!!
£100 and it's a deal

That's not fair. Blow up dolls can be useful for some people. I don't remember Theresa ever being useful.


I say it because it's true!!!
Sure sure

Maybe it is in fact Esther and shes leading a double life?
After all she saw what happens when you use hollyoaks to promote your music -you turn into Liberty
That explains why Esther is non existent. She's the new Liberty
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Old 19-04-2015, 01:41
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How has nobody voted for Lockie and Ste?
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Old 19-04-2015, 01:44
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That explains why Esther is non existent. She's the new Liberty
A title im sure shes thrilled with!
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Old 19-04-2015, 01:44
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At least Cindy won't call him Dazzle
There is that!!!

Do you think the fact I wanted to plug Maxine into the electonic circuit board & tell her that since she likes 'Dazzle' so much, I'll make her light up, may have been a tad too strong a reaction to the name?!
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Old 19-04-2015, 01:46
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Pipe down Henry
FFS!!!!!
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Old 19-04-2015, 01:49
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A title im sure shes thrilled with!
Wouldn't you be?

There is that!!!

Do you think the fact I wanted to plug Maxine into the electonic circuit board & tell her that since she likes 'Dazzle' so much, I'll make her light up, may have been a tad too strong a reaction to the name?!
I would encourage you to do such a thing
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Old 19-04-2015, 01:50
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Henry Madness
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Old 19-04-2015, 01:51
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You know what you're so right Madness! Thanks for the support hun *breaks into song*
WOW loved it!! Never expected you to sing that though:

You shall have a fishy
on a little dishy
you shall have a fishy
when the boat comes in'!!
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Old 19-04-2015, 01:52
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**** off!!!!
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Old 19-04-2015, 01:53
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Wouldn't you be?



I would encourage you to do such a thing
Well I suppose anythings better than having your character be best friends with the, horrible slefish cow that drove you to attempt suicide, less than 6 months after it happened!
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Old 19-04-2015, 01:54
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£100 and it's a deal
Will Monopoly money do?
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Old 19-04-2015, 01:55
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Well I suppose anythings better than having your character be best friends with the, horrible slefish cow that drove you to attempt suicide, less than 6 months after it happened!
I still find it unbelievable Esther would be best friends with that tramp.
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Old 19-04-2015, 01:55
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There is that!!!

Do you think the fact I wanted to plug Maxine into the electonic circuit board & tell her that since she likes 'Dazzle' so much, I'll make her light up, may have been a tad too strong a reaction to the name?!
Not at all.
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Old 19-04-2015, 01:56
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WOW loved it!! Never expected you to sing that though:

You shall have a fishy
on a little dishy
you shall have a fishy
when the boat comes in'!!
Only for you
Ive got some more classics such as;
Yummy yummy yummy
Ive got love in my tummy...
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Old 19-04-2015, 01:56
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I would encourage you to do such a thing
I'll bear that in mind!!!
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Old 19-04-2015, 01:57
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I still find it unbelievable Esther would be best friends with that tramp.
It's ludicrous. Esther would probably never be able to look at her without feeling traumatised/having flashbacks to bits of the bullying.
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Old 19-04-2015, 01:59
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*gives Chewy a hug*


OK, I'll let you call me Henry on occasion!!!
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