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Old 20-04-2015, 12:27
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Ever wondered why Angie Watts couldn't have kids? She was once a man. A man named Alan. Alan Keys. Alan Keys was the father of Peggy Mitchell's illegitimate bastard child and here's the story...

After several ear-piercing heaves of "GERADA MA MUFF" Peggy Mitchell's baby daughter was born. The baby girl was wailing like an air raid siren. "I fink you mighta slapped her arse a bit too hard there doc, she might not like it rough like me ooh behave" she flirted. The doctor sighed. The doctor had bad news "Mrs Mitchell, I'm afraid... " he couldn't bring himself to say it. "Warrizzit Doc? Spit it out!". The Doctor took a deep breath and just came out with it "That's not your daughter's arse you're looking at. It's her face". Peggy Mitchell was in a state of shock. "You mean... ". The doctor silenced Peggy with a foreboding nod. "Yes Mrs Mitchell. It saddens me to tell you this, but until her dying day your daughter will have a face like a slapped arse."

The doctor gave Peggy a couple of minutes to deal with the news. "Where do you want us to go from here? " he asked. Peggy stared at the demonic bundle of destruction caused by her feckless ways. "Let it burn" she cried. The doctor mulled over the thought for a second or two. He was sure the east end would be a better place without the gurning gremlin child, but he was a professional.

Peggy Mitchell was going to have to get rid of the baby herself. Could she really bring herself to end the life of such an innocent child?...

End of Part One.
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Old 20-04-2015, 12:36
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Old 20-04-2015, 12:54
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Shouldn't this be in the games section?
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Old 20-04-2015, 12:59
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Shouldn't this be in the games section?
No. No it shouldn't
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Old 20-04-2015, 13:02
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Shouldn't this be in the games section?
I agree. This is clearly fan-fiction so should be moved to the Games section.
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Old 20-04-2015, 13:08
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No. No it shouldn't
What makes this fan fiction post so special?
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Old 20-04-2015, 13:09
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I agree. This is clearly fan-fiction so should be moved to the Games section.
What makes this fan fiction post so special?
Fan-fiction? This is clearly quite the opposite! EastEnders have announced that this will be revealed right after Shirley Week.

These are spoilers.
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Old 20-04-2015, 15:07
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Couldn't this have just stayed in the Shirley Week thread, with the posts that are much more hilarious than this one?
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Old 20-04-2015, 15:10
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Old 20-04-2015, 15:32
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Couldn't this have just stayed in the Shirley Week thread, with the posts that are much more hilarious than this one?
Couldn't you just have stayed there?
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