Coronation Street, Wednesday 22.4.2015, 7:30pm - Secret Life

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CollieWobbles

22-04-2015

Originally Posted by SteveOwen:
“So Todd has basically set up a whole fake identity on the Internet so that he can secretly flirt with his own mother... Gail and Nick have some serious competition here.”

Eeew, eew, eew, that is just wrong on every level

. What if Eileen decides to send some photos of herself topless or something?

mrbernay

22-04-2015

Originally Posted by CollieWobbles:
“Eeew, eew, eew, that is just wrong on every level. What if Eileen decides to send some photos of herself topless or something?”

This is Nanny ITV at 7.30, we couldn't even see Demon get a battering

sam_gee

22-04-2015

Originally Posted by CollieWobbles:
“Eeew, eew, eew, that is just wrong on every level. What if Eileen decides to send some photos of herself topless or something?”

Well that would just serve Todd right. It might cause him to have a breakdown or something. Or he might just piss himself laughing and show everyone the photos in the pub.

Originally Posted by mrbernay:
“This is Nanny ITV at 7.30, we couldn't even see Demon get a battering ”

It'd be for Todd's eyes only - we wouldn't have to suffer it

CollieWobbles

22-04-2015

Originally Posted by mrbernay:
“This is Nanny ITV at 7.30, we couldn't even see Demon get a battering ”

Pathetic isn't it?

we got to actually see Steve get a battering off Jez Quigley and his cronies, and just how badly they had beaten him afterwards. If Callum is such a hard man, David should be in that type of state, and they could then have had Max turning against Callum after seeing what he'd done, with David then having the issue of Callum wanting Max but Max wanting to stay with David. This could have paved the way nicely for Kylie to come back and stop Callum and a reconciliation with David, but I don't suppose the writers would think of something like that.

SULLA

23-04-2015

Originally Posted by IJoinedInMay:
“David sounds terrified.”

Just as well

Originally Posted by lewismacf:
“David is a great actor”

He's not great. He's puny.

Originally Posted by annielou:
“Complete cop out, calum couldn't knock the skin off a rice pudding.”

Very disappointing

Originally Posted by skteosk:
“No-one appears to be worried about David anymore.”

Certainly not me.

Originally Posted by andrewd_1984:
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I almost wish he'd seriously attack David - or worse - just to create a bit of threat. Jez Quigley was camp and had a twinkle in his eye but you knew when he beat Steve McDonald to a pulp, he meant business.”

To be fair, Platt did deserve a beating.

Originally Posted by Ginger1:
“That saying is iconic with the one and only jez Quigley (**all bow down to the king of hardmen**!) .....I am afraid if (camp) callum was to say "come on down" it would be taken out of context ”

One of my favourite scenes......Steve lying in a hospital bed. Jez leans over him and say" I'm a bit hungry. I could murder a McDonald.

kwynne42

23-04-2015

Kwynne has to apologise to just about everybody, until now didn't get the camp Callum thing or or just how annoying Les Dennis is, I get it now and i'm sorry for thinking everybody being bonkers

Danny La Rue and Larry Grayson were less Camp than Callum, in fact My Humphries from Are You being Served thinks Callum is too camp

Shut that door David and you are awful

As for Les Dennis his voice is dentist Drill Excruciating.

kwynne42

23-04-2015

Originally Posted by Sunny Side Up:
“Only on his face.”

David would have liked that.

kwynne42

23-04-2015

Originally Posted by MsWilder11:
“Ta for the thread, Aggie!

Oh dear, more from Camp Callum's comedy cronies”

Oooh they are awful

kwynne42

23-04-2015

Originally Posted by MsWilder11:
“Don't sing, Les Dennis, it could kill you!! ”

Kwynne really wishes it would.

kwynne42

23-04-2015

Originally Posted by IJoinedInMay:
“I bet you Callum has a disco ball in his garage hideaway.”

I'm sure Callum La Rue does.

kwynne42

23-04-2015

Originally Posted by Gulftastic:
“Where is Maddeh?”

Not there because Sophie has to grow paranoid suspicions about Jenny and Maddie would calm her down.

kwynne42

23-04-2015

Originally Posted by broadshoulder:
“I am beginning to love camp calums comedy cronies

They are so shit”

Shut that Door.

kwynne42

23-04-2015

Originally Posted by ianradioian:
“Campy callum going in for s&m domination”

Callum La rue would indeed like that.

kwynne42

23-04-2015

Originally Posted by Sunny Side Up:
“Callum's a big lad.”

Oooh you are Awful.

kwynne42

23-04-2015

Originally Posted by sam_gee:
“Callum's a softy”

Camper than a camper van.

kwynne42

23-04-2015

Originally Posted by big dan:
“Die Sophie.”

What even when she is right?

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