https://uk.yahoo.com/movies/jeremy-j...589279966.html
Of course this actual incident is far from funny but I couldn't help but
when I came to the bit in bold
By the time officers arrived, the assailant had fled the scene. The victim — who has not been identified except that he is a man — was taken to the hospital with a stab wound to the “upper left torso” and identified his attacker as ‘Hobie’, the name of Jackson’s Baywatch character.
Of course this actual incident is far from funny but I couldn't help but
when I came to the bit in bold By the time officers arrived, the assailant had fled the scene. The victim — who has not been identified except that he is a man — was taken to the hospital with a stab wound to the “upper left torso” and identified his attacker as ‘Hobie’, the name of Jackson’s Baywatch character.

resulting in 177 stitches and 3 pints of blood down the drain. 