In EE's last storyline conference, DTC simply regaled his ideas in the form of a song.

This ain't, no same old,
It's Shirley Carter,
Storyline gold.

Kat is, one dirty girl
It'll make ya' hurl,
It's my masterpiece!

Stylin', Carters in
Livin’ it up in Queen Viccy
Got Cindy on, to replace Lauren
I could kiss myself I’m so pretty

I’m too hot (hot damn)
Sacked a Butcher but I got Kathy, man!
I’m too hot (hot damn)
Forced Cora into retirement
I’m too hot (hot damn)
Say my name you know who I am
I’m too hot (hot damn)
Am I bad 'bout that money
Break it down

Shirl hit your television (whuoo)
Shirl hit your television (whuoo)
Shirl hit your television (whuoo)
‘Cause Dom Treadmill gon’ give it to you
‘Cause Dom Treadmill gon’ give it to you
‘Cause Dom Treadmill gon’ give it to you
Friday night, got 5 mil in our slot
Don’t believe it just watch (come on)
Don’t believe it just watch
Don’t believe it just watch
Hey, hey, hey, oh!

Stop! Wait a minute!
Take that scene,
put some Dean in it!

Write a script,
sign a check.
Alex Lamb! Get celebs!

I got Manuel, Danny Dyer, Van Outen, and Timmy
If you show up, cast clearout
I can sign you if I sack Whitney

I’m too hot (hot damn)
Don't need Lola, got Buster now
I’m too hot (hot damn)
Ryan's on for 5 seconds now
I’m too hot (hot damn)
Say my name you know who I am
I’m too hot (hot damn)
Am I bad 'bout that money
Break it down

Shirl hit your television (whuoo)
Shirl hit your television (whuoo)
Shirl hit your television (whuoo)
‘Cause Dom Treadmill gon’ give it to you
‘Cause Dom Treadmill gon’ give it to you
‘Cause Dom Treadmill gon’ give it to you
Friday night, got 5 mil in our slot
Don’t believe it just watch (come on)
Don’t believe it just watch
Don’t believe it just watch
Hey, hey, hey, oh!

Come on, Max!
Jump on it,
If she's blonde, then you flaunt it.
Even Kat doesn't want it.
Don’t moan about it, just watch it!

Well it’s Friday night, got 5 mil in the slot!
Don’t believe it just watch!

Where's Alfie?

He should be singing the damn thing!

I much prefer the Mark Ronson/Bruno Mars version anyway!

Erm, the point was never to achieve musical genius

You never fail to make me laugh J-B, brilliant!

This is brilliant!

A.

Would have been a perfect A* we're it not some of the slight misplacing in syncopation.

Aww come on, there's just the one! On the Dean line

Aaargh!!! Shirley's invading my favourite songs now!!!

May a thousand fleas infest your mother's armpits JB!!

I never said it was, i'm just making a comment!

Cringe.

Coulda said "Dean-o in it".



Alright, alright. I'm willing to concede that you were demonstrating artistic licence.

A*.

Love it, would be great if DTC sang this live now.

Brilliant! Absolutely fantastic J-B

Nice one Geeky.

HAHA friday night got 5 mil in ma slot, don't believe me just watch

Fantastic
Thanks JB

Hahahhahaha... Briliant this! You have got waaay too much time...