Outtake following the interview on the Trews...
"Ed Miliband’s views on democracy are so insouciant, that King Henry VIII has renounced women, married Thomas Cromwell and bequeathed his kingdom to ‘…the next guy named “Henry” who can can rock a hard-core lute solo.’
"Ed Miliband’s views on plutocrats are so pugnacious, that when I ‘eard ‘em, I sashayed down from Waterloo, twerked my way past Shakespeare’s Globe, eyeballed the financial district across the swirlin’ waters, pooled darn my trarrzers and pantz, presented my dinkle and bellowed:
'Lads! This Asset Attracts a Phenomenal Rate of Interest.'
"[Faster] They said it represented a threat to the established order unless hoarded by a nondom…
"This is Big Brother’s Big Mouth!"
"Ed Miliband’s views on democracy are so insouciant, that King Henry VIII has renounced women, married Thomas Cromwell and bequeathed his kingdom to ‘…the next guy named “Henry” who can can rock a hard-core lute solo.’
"Ed Miliband’s views on plutocrats are so pugnacious, that when I ‘eard ‘em, I sashayed down from Waterloo, twerked my way past Shakespeare’s Globe, eyeballed the financial district across the swirlin’ waters, pooled darn my trarrzers and pantz, presented my dinkle and bellowed:
'Lads! This Asset Attracts a Phenomenal Rate of Interest.'
"[Faster] They said it represented a threat to the established order unless hoarded by a nondom…
"This is Big Brother’s Big Mouth!"
Lol