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Old 09-05-2015, 20:10
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@Itvspokesman apologies to all. Our test audience said they prefer crap acts. Admittedly, the test audience consisted of retarded chimps.

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Well that explains it.
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Old 09-05-2015, 20:10
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Amanda's more used to the snatch and jerk...
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Old 09-05-2015, 20:10
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Thats a cheapo frying pan...

And lifting Amanda, its not like she's a chunky heffer is it?
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Old 09-05-2015, 20:10
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Yeah but can that dog dance
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Old 09-05-2015, 20:10
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This balloon busting dog is quite funny.
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Old 09-05-2015, 20:11
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People find drag gueens funny, i just find them incredibly annoying.
Same, and pointless.
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Old 09-05-2015, 20:11
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My Left Foot.
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Old 09-05-2015, 20:11
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Yaaaaaaaaay Kelly got through.

Oh and I'm pleased the "strong guy" got through as well.
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Russian spy alert!!
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Old 09-05-2015, 20:11
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Russian.
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Old 09-05-2015, 20:11
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This show is getting weirder and weirder every year
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He's working for the Kremlin!!!
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Old 09-05-2015, 20:11
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Rasputin lives!
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Old 09-05-2015, 20:11
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He has two sons.

Vlad the Impaler.
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Old 09-05-2015, 20:12
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Like a cross between Topol and Robin Williams
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Old 09-05-2015, 20:12
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This chap has a period beard.

Is he going to.....sing?
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Old 09-05-2015, 20:12
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why is Alesha wearing a red bib
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Old 09-05-2015, 20:12
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The person playing the piano has more talent than him
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How is this idiot not in a wheelchair?
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Old 09-05-2015, 20:13
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Who's bright idea was it to put this buffoon through to the judge's stage
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Old 09-05-2015, 20:13
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Oh my god, this is the best act so far.
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Old 09-05-2015, 20:13
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Well, I'm laughing, in a horrible and horrified sort of a way
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Old 09-05-2015, 20:13
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I'm liking the trampoline guy
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Old 09-05-2015, 20:13
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Imported professional act...again!!
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Of course he's OK...........
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