Britain's Got Talent/More Talent - 9 May - Auditions 5 - 8pm/9.15pm - ITV1/2

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CapricaChris

09-05-2015

@Itvspokesman apologies to all. Our test audience said they prefer crap acts. Admittedly, the test audience consisted of retarded chimps.

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Well that explains it.

Fudd

09-05-2015

Amanda's more used to the snatch and jerk...

Croctacus

09-05-2015

Thats a cheapo frying pan...

And lifting Amanda, its not like she's a chunky heffer is it?

owen10

09-05-2015

Yeah but can that dog dance

Mandark

09-05-2015

This balloon busting dog is quite funny.

JR_THELEGEND

09-05-2015

Originally Posted by SegaGamer:
“People find drag gueens funny, i just find them incredibly annoying.”

Same, and pointless.

Tanequil

09-05-2015

My Left Foot.

*Laura*

09-05-2015

Yaaaaaaaaay Kelly got through.

Oh and I'm pleased the "strong guy" got through as well.

Mandark

09-05-2015

Russian spy alert!!

Belligerence

09-05-2015

Russian.

owen10

09-05-2015

This show is getting weirder and weirder every year

JR_THELEGEND

09-05-2015

He's working for the Kremlin!!!

Lisa.B

09-05-2015

Rasputin lives!

Tanequil

09-05-2015

He has two sons.

Vlad the Impaler.

Croctacus

09-05-2015

Like a cross between Topol and Robin Williams

Rhumbatugger

09-05-2015

This chap has a period beard.

Is he going to.....sing?

rhumble

09-05-2015

why is Alesha wearing a red bib

owen10

09-05-2015

The person playing the piano has more talent than him

JR_THELEGEND

09-05-2015

How is this idiot not in a wheelchair?

richie4eva

09-05-2015

Who's bright idea was it to put this buffoon through to the judge's stage

SegaGamer

09-05-2015

Oh my god, this is the best act so far.

Rhumbatugger

09-05-2015

Well, I'm laughing, in a horrible and horrified sort of a way

rhumble

09-05-2015

I'm liking the trampoline guy

Mandark

09-05-2015

Imported professional act...again!!

Belligerence

09-05-2015

Of course he's OK...........

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