Originally Posted by Salv*:
“SPOILER...
Well if this is about the lineup. It's the closest we'll ever get. A lot of students in there, and retail workers, office workers, manual workers in there... so, it's the most normal it's been in years and years.”
I don't see how it can be true that it's the most normal it's been in years and years. You seem to be treating the ones who are students (and the
one manual worker and the
one office worker) as if they aren't anything else.
We have:
* modelled for Calvin Klein, appearing opposite stars like Lara Stone and Pixie Geldof.
* modelled for publications including Pride magazine and Vogue Italia
* previous relationships include a famous footballer and a reality star, ... previous reality TV form, making a brief appearance in The Only Way is Essex back in 2013.
* (office administrator)
* Musician, rapper and producer ... previously dated an actress in a British soap.
* best buddies with another reality TV personality, Geordie Shore's Ricci, and claims to have dated a few former Celebrity Big Brother housemates.
* X Factor wannabe who's appeared in numerous cult horror movies, plus TV shows from Our Friends in the North to Eurotrash.
* (works in a cafe)
* (floor manager at a fast food restaurant)
* Model
* political ambitions, already a community councillor (whatever that is)
* Former basketball pro; has his own show on a community radio station.
* "eccentric rich kid", expelled from two schools
* (law student and unashamed, self-proclaimed "stuck-up bitch")
* once starred opposite ex-Gladiator Wolf in panto, and "wants to be the first male Margaret Thatcher".
Only the ones I put in parens qualify as "normal", imo, and I suspect it will turn out that even some of them aren't really.