Strictly Come Dancing, record X Factor, record Victoria.
Watch X factor after Strictly, then Victoria after X Factor.

Tonight

World Grand Prix of Darts from Dublin
plus
Corrie x 2
University Challenge
Onlyconnect
Mrs browns Boys
all recorded towatch in the morning

Yesterday

Footie on Sky Sports for MrAlley
Then BBC1 default viewers:

News and Local News
Countryfile
Strictly results
Antiques Roadshow
Poldark - recorded Zoo on Sky1

Tonight

The Chase
Eggheads
Strictly It Takes 2
Emmerdale (record Rallying on C5)
Watch the Rallying (or do these the other way round...)
End of University Challenge
Only Connect
Cold Feet

Usual ITV soaps for 'er indoors (7 & 8.30pm). Recording Grand Tours (BBC1 Scotland 7.30pm), watching that and Penn & Teller (Sunday, C5) & an old Come Dine With Me later on.

Not around here tomorrow so:-

Emmerdale for the good lady (ITV 7pm), recording and watching later The People's History Show (STV 7.30pm).

It Takes Two
Corrie x 2
EastEnders
Cold Feet

Catch up -
How to get away with murder
Secrets and lies
The level

Tonight

7pm Emmerdale - ITV
7.30pm Corrie - ITV
8pm Eastenders - BBC 1
8.30pm Corrie - ITV
9pm Cold Feet - ITV

Tuesday
Grand Prix of Darts from Dublin

Recording
Toddlers and Tiaras
The boy with no face CH5

The Chase
Eggheads
Strictly It Takes 2
One Show
Emmerdale
Catch up on some recordings:
Zoo
Hooten and the Lady

Tonight -

It Takes Two
EastEnders
National Treasure
Damned
Code Black or Fear the Walking Dead

8pm - Land Of The Giants - Horror Channel
9pm - Ambulance - BBC1

EastEnders (BBC1)
Yorkshire Vet (CH5)
Ambulance (BBC1)

Tonight

9pm Cold feet - recorded

Tonight I will record

Coronation st
Bake off
Game of thrones x 2
Stop search seize

will watch

Grand prix darts from dublin

The Chase
Eggheads
Strictly It Takes 2
One Show
Emmerdale
Bake Off
Hooten and the Lady recording (didn't see it last night in the end)

Usual ITV soaps for the good lady (7pm), also recording Can't Pay (C5 9pm) and watching this later.

Tonight

7pm Emmerdale - ITV
7.30pm Corrie - ITV
8pm Victoria - Recorded
9pm DCI Banks - ITV

Corrie
Bake Off
Our Girl

Maybe ep 2 of The Night Of

Old news to you all, but Detectorists just got here via Netflix.

Season 2, Episode 6, best moment in all the moments that are pretty good on television right now.

With the exception of the dreck that Woody Allen vomited up.

Detectorists is brilliant.

Tonight

Watching Grand Prix Darts

Recording Project Runway
The Rise of Isis on PBS

The Chase
Eggheads
Strictly It Takes 2
One Show
Top of the Pops 1982 (if it's on tonight, haven't checked yet)
Emmerdale
Emmerdale
Ice Road Truckers on History for MrAlley

Tonight

8pm the return of THE APPRENTICE! BBC1 HD

That's 9 pm actually.

Emmerdale for 'er indoors (ITV 7 & 8pm), will watch The Apprentice (BBC1 9pm).

Strictly It Takes Two
EastEnders
Lethal Weapon
Code Black
Designated Survivor

Tonight

6.40pm National Treasure - recorded (ep2)
7.30pm Eastenders - BBC 1
8pm Emmerdale - recorded
8.45pm Victoria - recorded