Adjoa - Vulgar
Jade - Deluded
Sarah - Calculating
Eileen - Embarrassing
Harriet - Oblivious
Chloe - Simple
Cristian - Immature
Joel - Creepy
Nick - Misunderstood
Jack - Boring
Amy & Sally - Double
Aaron - Drama
Danny - Uninteresting
Kieran - Stirrer

Ninnies

Adjoa - Sexual
Jade - Narcissist
Sarah - Stern
Eileen - Eccentric
Harriet - Hysteria
Chloe - Nasty
Cristian - Sensitive
Joel - Conservative
Nick - Good-natured
Jack - Lard
Amy & Sally - Convivial
Aaron - Lobotomised
Danny - Affable
Kieran - Oddity

Adjoa - Strange
Jade - Fantasist
Sarah - Intelligent
Eileen - Dim
Harriet - Mouthy
Chloe - Basic
Cristian - Insecure
Joel - Confident
Nick - Perceptive
Jack - Piefull
Amy & Sally - WAGs
Aaron - Immature
Danny - Thick
Kieran - Blokey

Adjoa - Predatory
Jade - Deluded
Sarah - Direct
Eileen - Weird
Harriet - Overwhelmed
Chloe - Balanced
Cristian - Unstable
Joel - Cunning
Nick - Nervous
Jack - Mac Porky
Amy & Sally - Glamour
Aaron - Giddy
Danny - Crafty
Kieran - Irritating

Nick: winner
The rest: Losers .

Adjoa - Hillarious
Jade - Clueless
Sarah - Devious
Eileen - Old
Harriet - Normal
Chloe - Clever
Cristian - Vain
Joel - Interesting
Nick - Anxious
Jack - Fat
Amy & Sally - Twins
Aaron - Brat
Danny - Player
Kieran - Joker

I don't really have even a first opinion on many of them yet, but...

Jade - Airy-fairy
Sarah - Judgmental
Eileen - Quirky
Harriet - Insular
Aaron - Flouncy
Jack - Everyman
Danny - Fick

Simon - SHOWBIZ!!!

Adjoa -Funny
Jade - Spritual
Sarah - Cunning
Eileen - Amazing
Harriet - Suprised
Chloe - Chatterbox
Cristian - Confused
Joel - Crazy
Nick - Dazzled
Jack - Annoying
Amy & Sally - Happy
Aaron - Brilliant
Danny - Ghost
Kieran - Strange

dull
fake
manufactured

What makes you say that?

Adjoa - "Pusseh"
Jade - Unrelatable
Sarah - Cold
Eileen - Doddering
Harriet - Standard
Chloe - Nowt
Cristian - Preening
Joel - Insouciant
Nick - Invertebrate
Jack - Blah
Amy & Sally - Filler
Aaron - Prickly
Danny - Predictable
Kieran - Incomprehensible

Aaron - mature
Adjoa - virginal
Amy / Sally - unique
Chloe - shy
Cristian - humble
Danny - intellectual
Eileen - natural
Harriet - aristocratic
Jack - enigmatic
Jade - modest
Joel - radical
Kieran - mellifluous
Nick - macho
Sarah - romantic

I'm not really sure, it was something subtle, some tiny spark underneath Simon's quiet, dignified demeanor.

Nailed it!

The one in the shower atm is cute, I missed the opening so I don't kow who they all are.

C**t covers most of them.

All of them....Dull.