The way he phrases things makes me think he is a bit dim and awkward at the same time, and he watches people out of the corner of his eye which is a bit sneaky.
Being in his mind so cool, he probably didn't mentally prepare himself for BB, thinking it would be so easy....fight off all the girls, choose one, develop a faux relationship stick it out to the end, win and take over UK tacky TV.
Sorry chum, no chance, you are a plonker.