My feeling is the forum is a bit flat at the moment so I thought a few jokes might be in order I'll start,, please anyone don't take offence it's just a bit of fun.




An Englishman, a Frenchman and an Irishman were in a pub talking about their children.

'My son was born on St George's Day, 'remarked the Englishman, 'So we obviously decided to call him George.'

'That's a real coincidence', observed the Frenchman', My daughter was born on Valentine's Day, so we decided to call her Valentine.'

'That's really incredible', remarked the Irishman, 'Exactly the same thing happened with my son Pancake.'

Another one:

A Frenchman, a German, an Irishman and an Englishman are talking together after some rigorous exercise.

'I'm so tired and thirsty,' moaned the Frenchman, 'I think I must have a glass of wine.'

'I'm so tired and thirsty,' responded the German, 'I think I must have a beer.'

'I'm so tired and thirsty,' murmured the Irishman, 'I think I must have a Guinness.'

'I'm so tired and thirsty,' muttered the Englishman, 'I think I must have diabetes.'

Bad jokes are my speciality.

What did the digital clock say to his parents?

Look Mum no hands.

How long does it take to train to be a cowboy?

About a yeeee-haaaar.

What do you get if you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?