To My Fair Lady
All I want is stanley knife
A gang of kids to go on Jeremey Kyle
One gun, one basball bat
Oh wouldn't it be luuverly
Lots of KFC to eat, a Maccys D's
And some stolen meat
One brick one giant ice pick
Oh wouldnt it be luuverly
Oh, so luverly sittin' abso-bloomin'-lutely still
I would never theive till spring
stolen goods under the winda sill
Someone's hands restin' on my knee
if he dont move naa I'll smash his teef
he shuddna picked on me
Oh, wouldn't it be luverly
Luverly, luverly, luverly, luverly...
Hope Harriet likes it I do

it a bit short too, like her