Jack is still in his dressing gown - that's the most important update.
Sarah and Danny had a playfight. Then a cuddle. Then he said he liked her. Then he said he didn't. Then she said she liked him. Then she said she didn't.
The twins are beginning to look more and more like Bruce Forsyth after his favourite got the door on SCD.
Eileen is beginning to look more and more like the twins' mother. And she's a liar.
Jade is Pol Pot/Helen Woods II/the devil incarnate, depending on who you're talking to - except if it's Jade you're talking to. Then she's a beautiful soul with a mental capacity beyond Eileen's comprehension.
Joel is a really good singer and he knows all the words of 'I Kissed A Girl'.
Harriet is h'irate and Chloe is, in fact, her semi-developed clone (they've still to put in the swearing chip).
Kieran and Cristian are good eggs who are very bad at bitching and very good at rapping.
Nick is a sweetheart but he's a far balder sweetheart than he was since he came in as he keeps pulling his hair out with the nerves.
And Danny's still around............... somewhere.............. I think.............
Plus Nick was given a hard time over his nominations by Chloe and Harriet. He nominated Chloe and she suddenly started acting desperate.
Aaron took his nomination from Nick well.
