Jean Martyn (Series Five)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dDCgsPZFlZQ
JAMIE: Jesus, what the heck was that? Instrument players can be really fascinating to watch, but that just looked like you'd swallowed a ton of Skittles before going on and randomly bashing the keyboard. It really wasn't good.
SEAN: Wow. Jean is hilarious. I love the way she keeps bobbing up and down. In fact, if her entire act was just bobbing up and down I'd still like her. Can this just be 'The Bobbing Up And Down Show', please?
VOICE: Hi Jean, You seem to be enjoying your act which is good and everything but to me this was just a bad novelty act. There is some novelty acts which are quite entertaining but this was just very annoying. Sorry Jean
LEWIS: Yes from me i worry about you but its a yes
VIN: Awww Jean that was brilliant! What a way to kick of Digital spy's very on BGT! You kind of put me in a good mood! I'm usually the derby downer but I couldn't help but enjoy that! I mean I don't whether it's cause your good wih your hands I mean I love a girl who's good with hands and I really just loved your facial expressions though out it!
Sam Jones (Series Eight)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5S3AfWC56Ew
VOICE: Sam, I really enjoyed this a lot, I love a bit of ventriloquism and variety, I find it really interesting. Your funny, your charming and Leo is a great partner so its a definite YES, Well done Sam and Leo
LEWIS: i don't think you could have a worse act than that
SEAN: A very impressive ventriloquist act. I think it's probably impossible not to find the Baby Leo puppet adorable.
JAMIE: It might sound silly saying this, but it makes a change to have a ventriloquist who doesn't move his lips while performing! An amusing and very enjoyable performance.
VIN: If I'm completely honest I hate this type of act! It wasn't funny and the material just seemed very dated and for me it lacked that something extra that I want to see. I want vegas material, you gave me Butlins at best
Floral Highnotes (Series Three)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5yf606gEvxA
VIN: *laughing uncontrollably*
That's one of the most bazziare and just dam right weird things I've seen and I weirdly I loved it! I shouldn't but just so bad and I couldn't help but like it
SEAN: What on Earth was that? If I wanted flowers, I’d watch Alan Titchmarsh
LEWIS: I just didn’t get it
JAMIE: While I thought the singing was very good on the whole (which is why I didn't buzz), there was absolutely no point in having the florist there, and it did kind of spoil the whole act for me.
VOICE: Emm, I'm quite confused. This is really funny which I know its not supposed to be, its just so weird and random and I'm really not sure. Right I'm gonna give you a chance
The Free Runners (Series One)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qhRCmlEgCHY
VIN: Erm I didn't find that incredible or amazing and I think your the best nor do I think this could win!
VOICE: This was really good guys, really energetic and looks like one of the hardest things to do that we have ever seen. Some may love this, some may squeal and hate thi. But it would be wrong not to give you a chance
JAMIE: Free running could potentially become very boring to watch on such a small stage, but you kept it fresh and exciting throughout the entire performance, so well done.
SEAN: Wow. Absolutely incredible act. Don't know how anyone can do this without hurting themselves. If I tried, I'd probably land badly, break a leg or two and cry like a grown-up Maggie Simpson.
LEWIS: It just needed to be buzzed.
Charlie Wernham (Series Two)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cBfH5NGz2YY
VOICE: Hi Charlie, this wasn't great if I'm honest. It was okay but nothing special. I didn't find myself laughing at anything and the jokes weren't great.
JAMIE: You somehow managed to fuse two of my main pet hates together: overconfident children and unfunny comedians. You definitely have stage presence, but that's about all you have going for all, I'm afraid.
SEAN: I hate to criticise a kid act but those jokes are so cringeworthy.
LEWIS: It’s a million percent yes.
VIN: Aww I think that went well for you! Whilst I think you were good you'd be so much more rated if you were slightly older and mature and probably make a bigger impact
Michael Late (Series Nine)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2EITyWroNBc
LEWIS: Yessss from me
SEAN: This act is wonderfully bizarre. I just wish it was longer.
VIN: That was just mad and everything that stands for this show!
VOICE: This was very random, but it was funny and there is room for improvement because you could produce some really good illusions.
JAMIE: You may not be the best illusionist we've ever seen on this show, but it was a quirky, original take on magic and I, for one, found it surprisingly entertaining to watch.
Nu Sxool (Series Six)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q6EQnDMhDWg
VIN: Erm I've seen this before and I'm not going to be patronising but it just wasn't good enough!
LEWIS: All I can say is BUZZ.
VOICE: Hey guys, normally I find dance troupes quite boring and this was one of the better ones. This wasn't amazing but it wasn't terrible and I quite like your personalities
JAMIE: Eh. You weren't terrible, as such, but it was a pretty forgettable and mediocre audition to me, and mediocre really doesn't cut it for me in an all-star series.
SEAN: Adorable act and a very energetic audience.
Jai McDowall (Series Five)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hzkNjSqUZGo
JAMIE: Despite not always being a huge fan of singers on this show, I thought you had certainly got a great voice and you brought a lot of emotion to that song, so well done.
SEAN: Unremarkable audition. The voice is very generic, it's not very interesting to listen to and boring to watch. I'd rather watch Mr Blobby on a skateboard. Having said that, he does have a good voice though.
VIN: I found that very lack lasture and you had no stage presence nor did I feel a connection to you or the song!
LEWIS: It’s a yes from me.
VOICE: Look Jai, I know you have talent but this was really tiring and boring. This probably just my opinion but it really was. Just because your an opera singer it doesn't guarantee a yes.
Mike Garbutt (Series One)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k6-Cv1dXMAc
VOICE: Your impressions were really spot on. Its a pity though that we wont get to see any fresh or new ones but your very funny and talented
LEWIS: Yes from me
JAMIE: I wasn't expecting a lot when you came on, but you changed my mind very quickly with what I thought were some really great (and funny) impressions, especially Chris Tarrant! So yes, I enjoyed it.
SEAN: Not the best impressionist in the world but some of them weren't bad.
VIN: The material and I loved script!
Ashley Elliott (Series Six)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fFiRXgQmyUs
VIN: I'd probably hit the gym instead the xylophone .... Erm no in all honestly it was just bad!
SEAN: No. Just no. No no no no no. No.
VOICE: Sorry Ashley, I didn't get or like this, this wasn't a great audtion
LEWIS: It’s a no from me.
JAMIE: To be honest, I'm not sure what to make of it. You're undoubtedly talented at what you do, and what you do is certainly unique, but it wasn't exactly the most riveting thing to watch. However, the show is about finding new talent, so... yeah, it was interesting.
Scala (Series Two)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_7F4_BBx8Lo
LEWIS: It’s a million percent yes.
VOICE: Girls, that was good. Your really good on the violin, your not the best instrument players we've ever seen but it was good.
SEAN: Wow. Pretty women playing violins- what's not to like?
JAMIE: I must say, it's nice to see some genuine variety on this show for once! It wasn't perfect, but I think there's a lot of potential and a lot of scope for improvement, so I'd definitely be interested to see more.
VIN: WOW! Your sexy, your hot, your talented! You have everything going going for you! I was very tempted to press my golden buzzer! I think you girls could actually get in the final and even win?!
MC Boy (Series Seven)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zRYdHpQdOwc
LEWIS: Today it’s a no
VOICE: It was a really fun performance with a catchy song and I think the public will get behind you
JAMIE: Oh. My. God. That is all.
SEAN: A one-note joke act. It even has a terrible name (MC Boy - really?).
VIN: Well it was different and unique to say the least!
Stavros Flatley (Series Three)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I2NOfOeSX4k
VIN: Wow! Another almost close golden buzzer from me! That was brilliant! I love that your father and son! It was halriously good!
SEAN: Sorry but that 'dancing' is terrible.
VOICE: It was really funny and entertaining. The crowd absolutely loved you and your really talented dancers.
JAMIE: I know it wasn't meant to be a serious dance act, but I just didn't get it. Some people may have found it funny, but I found it cringeworthy and it wasn't something I'd particularly like to watch again.
LEWIS: I absolutely love it, there’s something I have to do. *PRESSES GOLDEN BUZZER*
Joseph Hall (Series Seven)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TBz5aOhcZEY
JAMIE: I really loved the mixture between the classic, old-school style of the 40s and 50s, and the modern, acrobatic dancing we often see today. It was an ingenious performance.
VIN: That was one class act! I loved it! You commanded that whole stage alone and you made it seem effortless! It was fantastic!
SEAN: Wow. Joseph Hall has the moves of Michael Jackson and the class of Frank Sinatra.
LEWIS: It’s a no from me
VOICE: This was spectacular Joseph. Your amazing at what you do that was so good to watch. I loved it.
Doctor Gore (Series One)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WPBnpsHN4_4
VOICE: This was um....different. But it was really intrested and I'm intrigued to see what you can do next.
SEAN: t's a interesting act but I'm not sure it would be fit for royalty.
VIN: Your mad! I was laughing throughout I'd say this act is more comedy then magic
LEWIS: No from me
JAMIE: Magicians are meant to leave you stunned and amazed, but there was nothing magical about that! It wasn't at all disturbing, it was just a very uninteresting act to me.
Sean Sheehan (Series Four)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h8FomrtvCIY
LEWIS: It’s a yes from me
VIN: I mean that was barking mad (pardon the pun)
JAMIE: Well, it wasn't much of an act, was it? It was just you standing there, chopping wood, and I can't say I'd ever want to watch something like it again…
VOICE: Sorry Sean, but basically this was just somebody chopping wood and singing. I didn't get it.
SEAN: Well, I've got to put him through haven't I? He has the same first name as me! All Seans' together!
Old Men Grooving (Series Nine)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ggswWVZ8zKA
SEAN: Love it. Absolute pure genius. How they manage to do all this at their age is beyond me but it works and the Royal Family would love it.
VOICE: Look, I think people think because your sort of old and you can dance your automatically through, the truth is your not. This didn't amaze me but I thought it was good.
JAMIE: You may be somewhat of a ‘novelty act’, but you’re all good dancers and you perform really well together, so who am I to complain? It was very enjoyable to watch.
LEWIS: It’s a yes from me
VIN: Woooo! That's what I'm talking about! Who the hell cares how old you are? You should be able to do what you like and how! I love what you do and represent
Julia Naidenko (Series Three)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6dOS9z72ECA
JAMIE: Belly dancing is something we don't see much on this show, and I found myself rather enjoying that audition, especially the ending - my, aren't you flexible?
SEAN: Wow, someone's certainly capable of moving their belly…
LEWIS: It’s a thousand percent yes
VOICE: Julia,this was great. It amazed me and thats what I'm looking for. Your a great dancer and I was very pleased.
VIN: Have we got a second song? you worked it and you shake that body! I loved it!
Tina and Chandi (Series Four)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SGq1641reC8
LEWIS: Yes from me
VOICE: This was one of the best dancing dog acts that we have ever seen. It was just amazing and just so adorable and so cute. You are both so talented.
JAMIE: I'm admittedly a bit of a sucker for dancing dog acts, but I found that to be very entertaining and light-hearted to watch. And yes, I do now want to buy Chandi off of you.
VIN: OMG that was brilliant! Chandi is very talented and cute! What a routine!
SEAN: That dog is adorable. Then again: when isn't a dancing dog act adorable?
Attraction (Series Seven)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a4Fv98jttYA
SEAN: Absolutely beautiful audition. I love the way it tells a story and such a tear-inducing one at that. A truly unique act.
VIN: OMG that was world class! That is all!! Yes yes yes yes yes yes! I mean I hope you get golden buzzer because that was simply amazing!
LEWIS: It’s a yes
JAMIE: The audition of the night for me. A truly stunning piece of art, unfolding beneath our eyes. It was wonderful to watch.
VOICE: This was one of the best acts we have ever seen on the show. It was so emotional, it was amazing, it was genious at its best and it touched my heart. Best act of the day.
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