I generally hate child acts but I love having them on this show. It's classic TV to see talented professional people who have been working the clubs hard for 25 years and to whom this 2 minutes of major TV is the peak of their career and could bring them millions have to fix a rictus grin while they lose out to a horrible Shirley Temple caricature murdering dated cheesefest songs off key. Better still, losing to an amateur performing dog act. It's as cruel as Game of Thrones or Sepp Blatter winning an election where 2/3 of the franchise is rotten and corrupt.



