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Old 30-05-2015, 13:49
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Just a bit of fun.

1. At a funeral.
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Old 30-05-2015, 13:59
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2. during the remembrance day two minute silence
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Old 30-05-2015, 14:02
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3.Whilst appearing on Big Brother. Which means Simon's already used all 101 up and then some.
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Old 30-05-2015, 14:03
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4.During a prostate examination
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Old 30-05-2015, 14:03
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5. The school nativity play
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Old 30-05-2015, 14:04
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4 When greeting people who aren't in showbiz
5 ever, to be honest
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Old 30-05-2015, 14:06
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8.When trying to make a good first impression
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Old 30-05-2015, 14:08
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9. At an interview
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Old 30-05-2015, 14:18
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10. During an Operation Yewtree Trial
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Old 30-05-2015, 14:22
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11. Mid orgasm.
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Old 30-05-2015, 14:23
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12 - barging into the shower when one of the other HMs is rubbing one out. SHOWBIZZ
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Old 30-05-2015, 14:31
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13. Whilst hiding in a game of hide'n'seek.
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Old 30-05-2015, 14:32
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14. When Jimmy Savile is exposed as a child abuser.
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Old 30-05-2015, 14:34
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Thats actually quite sexy in a niche way lmao

15 When my nans watching coronation street i'd be in sum trouble haha lol
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Old 30-05-2015, 14:34
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15. During the "Those we have lost this year..." segment of a BAFTA awards ceremony.
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Old 30-05-2015, 14:35
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17. With a mouth full of anything.

LOL, literally.

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Old 30-05-2015, 14:37
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18. In the middle of carefully giving instructions to someone disarming a bomb.
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Old 30-05-2015, 14:39
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19. After someone is killed by a stingray whilst filming a documentary
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Old 30-05-2015, 14:40
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20. Entering the Big Brother House
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Old 30-05-2015, 14:43
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21 When, as a police family liaison officer:

Hello madam, I am afraid we have some bad news. Your husband has been involved in a crash on the M6. Before I ask you to sit down with a stiff drink, may I just say:

'SHOWBIZ!!!"
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Old 30-05-2015, 14:46
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22 when being sentenced in court.
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Old 30-05-2015, 14:51
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23. After getting castrated.
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Old 30-05-2015, 14:52
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20. Entering the Big Brother House
Yes and then telling someone in the audience to F**** O** after being evicted expectantly on the way out.
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Old 30-05-2015, 14:56
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When the priest asks "What name do you give this child?" during a christening.
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Old 30-05-2015, 14:59
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